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Chapter 65
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sexyslave
Is the threat going to be a girl? Could this be fun?
Unfortunately, no! It's a Demon King General, and he's (understandably) pissed!
Luna looked worried. "A demon king general is on his way. Which is particularly odd. I was told that the Lord of axel has struck a deal with him. We should be staying away from each other."
"Wait, what!?" Kazuma asked. "What business does a Demon King General have with us?"
"How should I know? Just get out and hope we don't have to fight him!" Luna pouted. Kazuma wasted no time, moving with Aqua, Megumin and Darkness.
"...you guys have any ideas?" he asked them.
"Hmm," Darkness thought. "We are adventurers. We could fight bravely to win. And if we are losing, you could simply wish the general your sex ****? It is that too much even if they plan to kill all these innocent people? Or alternatively you could wish I was indestructible for the purposes of rough sex! Then no matter what he may do to me I'd endure!"
Darkness blushed and began breathing heavily at her last thought.
"...not the worst idea," he mused, before pausing as they saw a hill that the general was on just outside the main gate. It was an armored, headless man, carrying his head under his arm, and riding a headless horse. "...Aqua, what exactly is that? Definitely not making a **** out of him..."
"It's a Dullahan. A type of undead Master. I agree with the idea of not making a **** out of a zombie but... Given my best friend Wiz. I'm slightly more warm to the idea. We could always wish the dullahan was a sexy woman?"
Kazuma considered it, before grimacing. He was an asshole, but he was against outright stripping free will and bodily autonomy from someone, even enemies. If it was a woman to begin with, he would have considered attempting to seduce it.
Before he could share those thoughts, the Dullahan spoke, his voice carrying to the gathered, and nervous crowd. "Greetings, people of Axel Town," he spoke in a measured tone, but one that also somehow indicated he was straight up done with life. "I am a General of the Demon King's armies, and I have recently moved into a nearby castle..."
Kazuma paused, before slowly paling, and turning to look at Megumin. A castle, nearby? Oh, no, surely not... And given Megumin's own pale expression, she has drawn the same conclusion, and Kazuma quickly mentally prayed to Eris that this wasn't going where he thought it was.
Unfortunately, it seemed Eris was either busy or unable to help, for the Dullahan began shivering with repressed rage. "Every day, every single day, every bloody damn day!" he began to rant. "One of you screw loose maniacs has been coming to my castle, and HURLING EXPLOSION SPELLS AT IT! AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO! IT! IIIIIIIS!!!" he shrieked with no indoor voice, as if he had been holding in sheer rage and annoyance for the whole damn week this had been happening, and only was just now letting it vent.
Uh-oh! Can they talk their way out of this?
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Sex Genie
An adoring, obedient magical servant!
A magical lamp finds it way into some world or another, whether the "real" one, a fictional one, or even just one completely made up by the writer. It is either empty, or already contains a sex genie. A sex genie, much like normal genies, grants the wishes of the one who holds their lamp, but unlike normal genies, they are limited not in the number of wishes they can grant, but in the kind of wishes. In short, they can grant an unlimited number of wishes, not just three, but the wishes must be sexual in some way. Furthermore, the sex genie inside the lamp should be completely loyal and dedicated to their Master, or Mistress, loving them unconditionally, and lacking any desire to ever say no to them. If the lamp arrived in the world in question empty, it will suck in the first person to rub it, infusing said person with its power, and rewriting their mind to be completely submissive. It is in a genie's nature to serve. If the lamp already has a prepackaged genie, then the one writing the story can come up with their name, gender and appearance.
Updated on Jun 10, 2026
by shadowrocks8
Created on Jan 11, 2025
by sexyslave
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