Hot Dog

“Hey, hey, can we? Please?” Ruby asked, latching onto Garland in the breakroom. She was barely being held at bay by Garland’s open-palm resistance techniques. She was whining, wiggling with a hard-on in ehr shorts as she tried to convince him to do something, anything for her.

“I-I already told you! I need to try and be faithful to Aphra!” He thought the quiet part.

Or else her apparent ‘best friend’ may actually try to kill me… He grunted as Ruby got closer. Garland had enough and curled her thin arm behind her back and slammed her chest onto the table. She squirmed in front of him.

“What the hell is going on with you right now?”

“I’m so backed up.” She lamented.

“I can’t cum from jerking it anymore. I even tried riding my toys while I did it and nothing worked! Your blowjobs and asshole ruined me and now you’re trying to cut me off?” She teared up.

“You’re saying you can’t cum without me?” Garland’s mouth fell open, then the corners curled up. His tails began to wag in a circular motion.

Kinda hot, actually… He shook his head and pushed back those thoughts.

“Can’t you keep it in?”

“No way! I’m like a dog that’s been trained to drool at the bell. Every time I’ve come to the breakroom the past few days you’ve blown my mind. So obviously I’m gonna get super horny!” She squirmed, still feeling her arm behind her back. Her cheek was being pressed into the table. In that moment, Lad walked in and stared for a moment.

“Erk.”

“It’s- It’s not what it looks like.” Garland claimed.

“We haven’t had sex yet, today.” Ruby added, trying and failing to help. Lad exhaled, turned and walked towards the fridge. He took a water bottle that Kaid kept stocked up in the fridge and walked out without a word.

“You see what you did! Now he’s gonna think we do this all the time!”

“We- we do.” Ruby struggled again, then gave up.

“Can you let me go?”

“Are you gonna try to jump me?”

She smiled earnestly. “Only a little bit.” Ruby noticed Garland’s expression and quickly reasoned.

“The damage is done, right? So we might as well do it?”

“I guess…” Garland let go of Ruby’s arm. Then, abruptly she was turned and flipped over onto her back with her legs spread.

“If we do this all the time we gotta be careful. One of us might start to get attached.”

Rube blushed, averting her gaze to the side as Garland took her legs and through them over his shoulders as he got closer. She mulled that over.

“That would be… bad, huh?” She asked.

Garland stopped. “I have a finance and… other complicated shit. It would only end in heartache.”

Ruby chewed her lip. “Hypothetically, if I didn’t care about complicated stuff like that-”

“Well, I guess it would be fine, but I can’t put that on someone.”

“I-I see.” Ruby nodded, then shook with her whole body as Garland sucked her whole cock down to the base with a lewd slurping sound. Garland’s cheeks distended and his lips pulled as he pulled back. Ruby’s face became ecstatic and she couldn’t contain herself as Garland threatened to pull it all out of her so easily. She tried her best to last.

He pulled back to the tip, circling it expertly with his tongue before sucking it back in with the same intensity as when he first started. His eyes shut, focusing on the clean, savoury taste of Ruby’s soft skin. She had such sleek, smooth nethers that Garland could liken it to a gourmet snack. As that thought crossed his mind he stared up from between her legs to see she was covering her face with her hands and moving, squirming.

“Oooh, fuck~” She groaned as Garland pulled back, then sucked in, then kept going like that over and over. His lips were a perfect seal, so his mouth felt like the perfect fleshlight as the tight purse of Garland’s lips made an elastic hole, his tongue swirled around the shaft inside and his throat felt like the perfect, slippery orifice where Ruby could deposit her load. Ruby’s cock finally mistook the throat for the inside of a cunt and began depositing her thick, plentiful load into Garland’s stomach. The fox gleefully sucked it all down, then in the afterglow of all that he grabbed his ears.

“Oh no! What have I done! Aphra’s going to be here soon… I- I have to go!”

“Love you~” Ruby waved after him dreamily.

“Love you too, Garland said instinctively, since Ruby said it similarly to how Lajoi always said it. He stopped at the door.

“Wait, what?” Looking back, she was out of it, so he just rushed to clean up and then rushed to the front. Looking around, Lad was already sitting and eating with her while poor Meru was covering the bar and all the tables.

“Garland… Halp.” Meru begged.

“Sorry, hold on for a bit longer. Ruby should be coming out of the breakroom soon.”

“But-” Meru began to ask, but Garland ran off.

He walked up to where Aphra and Lad were sharing a milkshake with one straw. They were also basically sharing a seat as Lad was posted right up on her. Aphra looked up, blushing.

“Oh! Garland! Uhm… This is-”

“I know. It seems like you two are really close childhood friends.” He shortcutted the convo they had before.

“I’m glad you two are still so close..”

“Really?” Aphra blinked.

“Me and lad are cool. He’s a good guy.”

“We are?” Lad lifted a brow at Garland.

“He is?” Aphra looked at Lad.

“He’s a bit of a Misanthrope, though…” She offered rather honestly while Lad adopted a fairly common, unimpressed look and stole the rest of her milkshake away to the back room.

“Hey!”

“My break’s over.” He waved back.

Garland sat down. “Uhm…” He collected his thoughts for a few moments and arrived momentarily at.

“You two look kinda similar.”

“H-huh?” She raised her hands.

“How so?”

“Sorry, that was just, like… surface level thoughts. I’m actually wanting to admit something to you now, since I’m trying to be better, but it’s hard.”

“Oh?” She leaned forward curiously.

“I’ve been having sex with Ruby in the breakroom really often… I have a hard time controlling myself and part of it is this weird power dynamic where-”

“If-” Aphra covered her face with one hand while holding up the other. Garland gulped.

“We could skip the precise details on that one. Are you saying you’ve been cheating?”

“I-” He decided against making excuses.

“Yes.”

“Oh.” She looked to be thinking. Her multi-colored eyes were staring down at the table.

“Hm.”

“Listen if there’s anything you want me to-”

“I- honestly I just have to think about it a bit. I don’t… strictly have a problem with it.”

“Really? How?” Garland was floored.

“I just don’t care a lot about sex before marriage or… sex with other people. Heck… Since we’re talking about it I’ve had sex since we’ve been engaged, as well.” She said that last part very quietly, since it could potentially affect her career.

“Really?” Garland didn’t feel any kind of way about it. He couldn’t.

“With… Lad?”

Aphra blushed deeply and did not seem to answer one way or another, but the answer seemed to be yes by Garland’s estimation. He smiled.

“Don’t worry about it, Aphra. I still think no differently about you.”

“Same here.” She giggled.

“I see you roughly the same.” They shared a laugh, then Garland realised.

“What about as a fan, though?”

“As a fan? I’m still your most loyal fan!” Garland announced. Aphra smiled brightly.

“Thanks! I had better get going. I… guess my milkshake got taken so I’m ‘done.’”

“I could buy you anoth-”

“Oh no no. Don’t worry about it.” She waved and walked to the door, almost bumping into the Judge and his partner as he was making his way inside. Garland almost did not process that information, since the confluence of figures with Meru in the background and Kaid on the phone while Lad worked bar was the equivalent of some weird ‘where’s waldo.’

“Judge? What are you doing here?” Garland asked.

The fox stared down Garland with his deep red eyes. The man wore a red robe and black silk pyjamas underneath. The girl he was with was a cute young fox with short pink hair. She was wearing traditional attire, and was latched onto his arm which told Garland she could’ve been his wife. The Judge stomped over.

“You’re breaking parole! Do you wanna go back to jail!?” He erupted. Garland nearly wetted himself.

“N-no sir!” He shook.

“I’m just kidding.” He stuck out his tongue and winked. The Judge ruffled Garland’s hair as he stood in the lobby like a deer in headlights.

“Checking on my Great Grandson at his new… thingie.” The Judge squinted.

“Are you still a Grandson? Grand… child?”

“Grandson is right… Wait, you’re my-”

“Oh, yeah.” Fin looked up.

“We’re all related within like… three generations. We just tell people it’s prejudiced to say that so we can mess with him.” He pointed finger guns and walked past with his date to look around.

“What do you guys do here?” He questioned.

“We-”

“Oh! Hey there.” Kaid greeted.

“Are you looking for a job?” He emerged from behind the walls to reach the front podium for a notepad.

“Ooooh.” Fin nodded like he understood.

“I do, yes.” He dropped his pants down to his ankles, hanging free. Kaid’s mouth opened and closed a few times as the pink fox whispered in her man’s ear.

“Oh. That’s what that is? I forgot what work is.” Fin pulled his pants back up while cocking a brow at Garland.

“You do the ‘job’ thing?”

“Y-yeah.”

“Why? If you need money-”

“N-no, please Gay-gay. We’re still very rich…”

“Gay-Gay?” Kaid cocked his head.

Garland explained. “It’s short for Great Grandpa.”

“I’ve only ever talked to Gay-Gay over the phone…”

“Who came up with that?” Kaid asked curiously, but he was drowned out by Fin.

“Congrats on escaping the consequences of your actions. Wonder how that happened.” He winked, offering his hand to shake. The pink fox whispered softly that he shouldn’t admit to corruption and nepotism in public. Garland shook his Gay-Gay’s hand. He felt a large wad of bills being passed to him from within Fin’s sleeve.

“Uh…”

Fin pulled Garland close. “Steal me a bottle of liquor from the bar, darling.”

Garland held up the wad of cash. “Why don’t I just use this to buy it instead?”

“Oh please. They don’t call it ‘running’ a tab for no reason. Who pays for ****?”

The pink haired fox smiled and leaned over to Kaid to say. “We’ll reimburse you.” He shrugged and nodded.

“So!” Fin stuck his hands into his pockets.

“You all sell ‘food’ here?”

“Sure do, Gay-Gay. What do you want?”

“Sorry, can I ask… Garland went to court?” Kaid bent forward curiously.

“Oh, yes yes. A convicted felon. Gang related.”

“Why would you say that, Gay-Gay? I thought I didn’t have a record.”

“Doesn’t alter the truth.” Fin wagged his finger.

“I’ll be right back. Sit tight, Garland.” Kaid walked swiftly to the back. Fin was staring at a menu in the meantime as Garland stood by nervously.

“I’ll get one of those ‘Hot Dogs.’” Fin leaned in, cupping his hand.

“And I don’t mean that cute Aniyub by the bar.”

“He’s my cousin…”

“Psh. We’re ALL related, Garland.” he winked and gave the pink fox a hefty smack to her rear. She covered her mouth and giggled. Garland’s eyes widened. Garland escaped to fetch and dress a hot dog. He brought it back, noticing that Kaid was on the phone looking rather serious. Garland handed the loaded dog to Fin. The item was a popular on the menu for it’s white, near liquid cheese running through the core of the link. It was then topped with loaded mashed potato with all the fixing.

“Here you go, Gay-Gay…” Garland’s shoulders slumped.

“I’m think I’m getting fired.”

“Say the word and I’ll level the place.” Fin offered before taking a big bite. He moaned as white burst onto his cheek and coated his lips. He shuddered.

“God, that is amazing. I love the way it explodes in my mouth. Also, the fact that people eat it when it’s shaped like a cock is hilarious.” He chuckled, taking another big bite while the pink fox went about wiping his cheek.

“Hey, Garland.” Kaid said delicately, handing an envelope over.

“That’s your pay for this past week. You’re on an indefinite suspension pending a background check. We can’t be too careful. Sorry, I really liked your hustle and your smile.”

Garland looked up. “Sus- Sorry, I’ve eaten nothing but cum for the past few days and I’m a little lightheaded. What does that mean?”

“We’ve all been there.” Kaid whispered respectfully.

“It means we can’t employ a felon, or someone under investigation for a felony. We have to look seriously into every claim. It’s corporate police.”

“Uhn… I think my dad, like, owns the company? Does that make a difference?”

Kaid paused. “Your dad is Asra Vara?” Garland nodded.

“Oh… I have to make another call, I’ll be right-”

“Kaid-” Garland sighed, stopping him.

“I don’t wanna cause you trouble. I’m sorry. You’re a great boss. Thanks for helping me out for this long. I think I need to… move on, anyway.”

“I understand.” Kaid shook Garland’s hand.

“Thank you for your hard work so far.”

In the background Luire was performing the heimlich on Fin, who eventually coughed half a hotdog up into the air. Kaid instinctively caught it in his mouth.

“Good one.” Fin gasped, giving a thumbs up.Luire was rubbing his back affectionately as he bent forward.

“Sorry, I don’t know what that was.” He awkwardly turned his back and rushed to the bathroom.

“You need a ride home, kiddo?” Fin’s eyes sparkled.

“Yeah, that works. Thanks Gay-Gay.”

Garland stepped outside to see a long luxury limousine. Garland was about to get in the side when Fin motioned him over.

“Where ya going?” He directed Garland into the passenger seat while Fin took the driver seat. Garland felt confused until Fin mentioned.

“All the rich people drive there. I can see why. I don’t even need to go home, I got a whole house back there for when your Gam-Gam’s acting Loopy.” There was a knock on the glass. Luire was back there. She handed him some type of liquor on the rocks.

“Ahhh, one for the road.”

“You know, drinking and driving kills, Gay-Gay.” Garland warned, furrowing his brow.

“Heh.” He raised his glass and took a drink.

“We’ll see about that.” He turned the key.

Garland opened his eyes. The entire centre of the limo was scrap and there were flames everywhere. His ears were ringing. He could see Gay-Gay trying to help Luire, but seemed like it was no use. He was punching the ground and screaming. Finally, sound returned to Garland just in time for him to hear a shot ring out, and footfalls of heavy metal boots.

“Wasn’t expecting ‘em to be in the front. Kekehaha!” It was Brutos. Fin’s head was taken clear off. Garland’s vision went dark next before he even heard the next shot.

Garland felt strange when he woke up next. He moved through everything as if going through the motions. Then, as he met up with Shedu and Mithra he found that neither of them were any closer to figuring out the loops, though they were very aware that the start point changed.

“It’s me.” He muttered.

“I think that’s clear at this point…”

They ignored him for the most part, squabbling about some concert. Mithra grabbed his arm. He was barely listening to what she said and didn’t process that Shedu was mildly annoyed at something, and that Mithra was being awkward. He definitely did not pick up on the fact that he was being dragged on a date.

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