Confused, Horny, Excited

Kon was filled with many thoughts - Why did Rukia pop out of a lamp like a genie? What happened? Is she okay? Where did the lamp come from?

But overshadowing all of that? SHE'S SO SEXY!!!!

"R-r-RUUUUKIAAAAA!!!!" The artificial soul in a stuffed lion toy took a flying leap into Rukia's chest, nuzzling the (comparatively, to several of their friends) small chest.

"Aww, thanks for the attention, Master~"

That stopped Kon dead in his tracks. Master? Not only that, now that he was actually paying attention, he had managed to make it all the way to her breasts, and not only was she not smacking him off the walls, she was encouraging him to keep going. Fighting down his inner lust, he looked up into her face, watching Rukia giving a genuine, loving smile.

After what felt like several minutes had passed, his mind managed to process enough to ask the actual pertinent questions. "...What's going on? Why are you a sexy genie?"

"Well, the lamp seemed to fall through the multiverse, I rubbed it while it was empty, and then it gave me the powers of a sex genie to grant explicitly sexual wishes for my new master. who in this case, is you~."

Kon paused as he tried to absorb this information, but the only part that stuck was 'Rukia is my erotic genie.' "A-and you're okay with this?" He said, struggling to keep his natural lust in check.

"Yup! More than I would be otherwise. The Lamp made the desire to serve part of my soul! And the sexual aspects feel oddly... freeing." She finished, Kon pondering this.