A contract is made.

Okay Najato, calm down. You have to calm about this, you will not even really be facing Erigor… yeah, and the other guys can beat him up just as easily, even if he is a Guild Master of his place, Pffff, he won’t be able to face Erza freaking Scarlet!

“Erza be careful! You’re running yourself dry powering this thing!”

Thank you Gray, thank you for that worrying insight, I looked at the roof of the transport and glared at him through it. I felt a lot less guilty taking the last seat from him.

Okay, Gray and Natsu, those two knuckleheads will be able to pull together… oh wait, Natsu went ahead without us…

Fuck, this really wasn’t helping.

I squeezed hard on Lucy’s nipple to elicit a soothing moan from her mouth that calms me down, slightly.

Okay, how about your normality? That’s never let you down before-

Wait, he must have built a resistance by holding onto the flute for so long, FUCK!

And no defence what-so-ever after my shield went bye-bye… shit, this was really not good.

Relax Najato, just relax, and enjoy the handjob-

FUCKING HELL I CAN’T RELAX!

I considered the idea of full on sex a few minutes ago, but that idea was shot down because I figured getting the full package would be kind of awkward in such a small cabin, and also the constant jumping and shaking from the road made it difficult to hang on from sitting normally.

So what to do… I just can’t catch a break today, caught up in an assassin guild, sucker punched from Kage, lost my earring, lost my shield…

Urg, I need to get back to that station after this, I just found that a large part of the fun that I have with the normal commands that I hadn’t fully utilised, how come just now I’m getting ideas of ‘it is normal for woman to want a harem with me’, ‘it is normal for woman/men to allow Lucy to fuck them’, that would have been a good birthday present for her.

I guess in a way it is good that I didn’t lose the other one, Lucy was able to look past the normal things she had done, but I doubt the serious Erza would be fooled about something in the past.

I can’t even push myself to orgasm I’m that depressed.

Think, what kind of thing can you do in this cramped setting that would draw your attention from the impending battle, there’s got to be something…

Conversation? Well… shit, that was kind of obvious; the others must have something to-

Okay, Natsu and Gray are kind of not in a casual conversation range at the moment, with Natsu flying air Happy and Gray on the roof, and I can’t think of anything I want to talk about to Lucy right now… Kage then.

“So… can I ask a question Kage?”

He looked at me with that spark of envy still in his eyes, “What is it?”

“I don’t know… what’s it like in Eisenwald?”

“Well, I’m kind of one of the better members… but I usually don’t get much respect for it”

I felt an eyebrow rise up my face, “But you got that flute thing right? You must have gotten some cred for that?”

He shrugged, “Didn’t really get that much… in fact I got hit in the face by the Erigor from attracting trouble with that Salamander”

That… was honestly kind of shitty.

“That isn’t really the best work ethic” commented Lucy dryly from beside me, since a handjob wasn’t really helping, I deciding to just put my wang back into my pants, slightly surprised that it has been a while since I had a ‘normal’ normal conversation with someone.

“It doesn’t matter that much anyway, you’re an enemy so don’t try to act like you care”

“To be honest mate, if we REALLY didn’t care about you, we would have left you bleeding back at the station…” but he DID get a fist through his chest, how the fuck is it possible that he is alive? Wizards are monsters…

“Naw, it’s more likely that your using me as a ransom for Erigor to give up… no luck with that, Erigor is a cold hearted individual, no way he would give up for me”

“How the fuck do you work for the guy?” I asked bluntly, he had a slight surprised look on his face, “I don’t know about you, but whenever the boss I had for my work was a huge prick, I would only endure him to the next pay-check. I didn’t really have any choice since I was low in employment, but I guy like you? You could join any other guild without a problem”

“It’s not that simple” he growled, not so angry at me than he was at the conversation, “The other guilds exiled us, our main income cut, even if I had the idea to join another guild, they wouldn’t accept an ex-assassin”

“Dude” I deadpanned, “If the guilds were THAT picky, then Fairy Tail would be a non-existence right now, don’t you know how much damages we rack up in a week?” I had caught a glimpse of the bills that came through the mail, damn, Fairy Tail just seemed to be running on reputation as well as being crazy enough to take the big-risk big-pay missions.

“W-well, it’s an entirely different matter for Dark Guilds” he argued stubbornly.

“Then why stay with them?”

“Huh?”

I found myself strangely interfering with the guy, maybe because he wasn’t just a normal thug but a guy I managed to have trouble with my normal powers? Who knows?

“Just because I used to work for the grocers, doesn’t mean people will assume I’m good with vegetables, just because I worked at a florist, do people think that I have a garden to appreciate them out of work, and just because you used to be part of a Dark Guild, will the right people turn you down for wanting to change”

He looked at me steadily for a second before looking away out the window.

Stubborn ass, he’ll change his tune when Natsu beats the fuck out of Erigor…

Wait a second.

“Hey… I just realised, something, “Why the heck does Natsu not have any problem flying with Happy?”

Lucy drew her eyebrows together, before giving a confused look, “I… I don’t actually know”

I thought he had motion sickness? He hates transportation completely.

When it comes to Natsu… I bet it’s something along the lines of ‘Happy isn’t transportation!’ and idiot logic enforces his immunity about getting sick over it.

Natsu… the fuck was going through his head when he said he liked Virgo’s first form better? He can’t like women like that can he? Naw, I guess he was looking at it from a strong and brawny perspective… hold on.

Great idea!

“Hey, uh Lucy?” I ask her with no masking my excitement, “When Virgo managed to change her appearance so easily… can the other spirits do that?”

She tilted her head, “I was kind of confused as you are, and I guess they can change their appearance unless it’s a unique trait of Virgo’s… “

Hmm, something to think about later, I didn’t really hate the male spirits in Lucy’s collection… well, except Taurus. That fucking bull better keep his eyes away from Lucy’s rack, they were mine.

But that doesn’t mean I couldn’t… make them enjoy the fairer form as their own, I might even be able to tolerate Taurus if he pervs as a hot girl.

… But of course I can’t do that without the freaking earring, SHIT!

“And so Princess will accept duel ownership with the spirit Virgo on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. On all accounts of being a sex **** that with accept all deeds the two wish for” I intoned in a voice of complete business like professionalism.

“You know, it’s kind of fun making a contract with my boyfriend” Lucy smiled happily, another thing to calm down my nerves from the impending fight. I persuaded Lucy to just finish the contract conditions there and then, passing it off as being able to use Virgo for the later battle and everything.

And of course, I took a part of the act. My other earring might be gone, but I managed to improvise that having a middle man help with the conditions would be a good idea.

Heck, Virgo had even managed to pull out another condition that I was the duel user of the Celestial Key itself, but Lucy was the one to give the orders if she was there.

I didn’t think I would be able to use her much in that case; I want Lucy to have as much protection as possible. And even if anyone can technically summon a spirit and make a contract, it drains on the user themselves and they basically have to have a talent for it, so the best I could probably do if summon her for some hot sex in the middle of the night.

Well, at the very least my remaining earring managed to let these perverted conditions float through. Or maybe it was the fact that Virgo liked being ordered around like that. Seems like a better explanation.

“Hey…” I looked at Kage, “CAN YOU GET THIS BIG BREASTED WOMAN UNSUMMONED!? I’M BEING SUFFOCATED HERE!”

Yeah… I guess putting those breasts on her is better in theory as well as for bed and eye candy, but having a woman with humongous cow breasts kind of have a practical problem, Kage having to lean on the far side of his seat is evidence of that. It was cramped enough with four people and a cat.

“Alright, alright” I sighed, “Virgo, new rule, shape-shift breasts to the maximum size to be able to comfortably fit in a small room or other reasons”

She nodded shortly before a quick poof and Virgo was now just a Lulu sized package.

“So will that be all Master?” I squashed a need to shout that it should be sealed with a threesome; it was STILL pretty cramped, maybe later.

“Oh and I suppose I should be punished for not considering my shape would be an impediment to your friends” the sneaky little minx, I see that submissive desire in her eyes.

I suppose I can satisfy her…

I gestured to her and beckoned her closer, I leaned in and whispered a number of things I had learned from an S&M mag I had bought in curiosity, and I swore that her nipples were poking out her tight nurse outfit.

“Very well Master, Princess” she nodded to each of us in turn, before disappearing back to the summon realm. All the while have a slight yet incredibly perverted smirk on her face.

I got really good at reading people, helps since I can ask what’s on their mind and get an honest answer.

I then felt us slowing, Lucy looked out the window.

“Natsu! He won!” she pulled back and was sporting a grin, I myself smiled back, I might doubt the guy sometimes, bit I knew that he wouldn’t have let the guy get away.

We got out of the car and looked at the scene, Natsu without his shirt and sporting a few scrapes, and the **** form of Erigor was sprawled on the track.

I and Lucy had out arms supporting a weakened Erza, who was looking weary from the ride over.

“You had trouble with THIS guy?” asked Gray with a trace of teasing, Natsu squawked back indignantly that it was no trouble at all and I guess another fight started up between them.

“You look pretty stupid wearing a scarf when half naked” Gray commented.

“He has more articles of clothing than you do Gray so you have no room to talk” I shouted at him.

“CRAP! Not again!”

“Hey Lucy, can you give me your clothes?” Natsu asked my girlfriend, I found myself snort from the blunt question.

“IN YOUR DREAMS! The only one who can take my clothes off is Najato!”

“Beside, do you want to walk around in a skirt?” This was it, finally this mission was over, after this, I was going to have one BIG break, I think Lucy can handle herself on a few low class missions at the very least; I deserve two weeks or R&R for going through this.

I heard Erza chuckle before saying as long as we were close, we would go see Master Makarov to see about getting rid of the flute.