Beer and Burgers

"Check it out," said Leonor. She pointed to a light up sign that could be written on like a chalk board.

"'Bimbo Beer'?" asked Sofia as she rolled her eyes. She checked the menu.

Seaman Burger
Curvy Cue Fries
Spanish Fly Tacos
Tater Thots
Shimmy Shakes
Exhibition-bits
Footlong Weiner
Submissive Sub

"Are these for real?" asked Sofia. "It's like a sick joke from some teenage pervert."

"What can I get you ladies?" asked a tall, handsome, muscular man in a very tight black v-neck shirt.

"I'll try the Bimbo Beer," said Leonor.

"Sure."

"What are the exhibition-bits?"

"Perfectly seasoned popcorn chicken."

"I'll have those too."

"Really, sis? Bimbo Beer?" Sofia rolled her eyes. "I'll have a..."