Agent Jane Infiltrates E.V.L.
A sexy, slapstick, ENF spy story
Chapter 1
by
goldbitter
"This is it, my first big solo-assignment," Jane said to herself as she approached the tall building in the center of the city. "Time to prove I'm a real, world-class super spy!"
"Maybe don't say that so loud on a busy street?" A soft, feminine voice spoke in Jane's ear.
"Sorry, Ha'Penny." The agent replied to her colleague through the hidden earpiece.
Jane was dressed in a sharp, charcoal grey suit that gave her the appearance of a high-powered businessperson.
The white silk blouse and tight jacket hugged her ample chest, exaggerating the already plentiful bust. While the short skirt showed off her long legs and broad hips with every stride. High heels added to her already well above average height and **** her to thrust her chest even further forward as she walked.
The outfit was completed by a pair of silver bracelets upon her slender wrists.
Many people turned to stare as Jane walked past them on the busy streets. Men and women alike stopped in their tracks or walked straight into streetlights as they ogled the spy's remarkable figure and plentiful cleavage.
Some might think having such distinctive and attention-grabbing features would be a drawback for a professional undercover agent. But that thought never occurred to Jane.
While two men and a woman walked straight into each other behind Jane, the spy strode confidently through the main entrance to the E.V.L. Technologies headquarters.
"Hello," Jane smiled cheerfully to the young woman sitting behind the lobby's reception desk before showing her the fake ID she'd been issued with, "I'm Ms Titsen'ass, I have an appointment."
"Tits and ass?" the receptionist asked, her eyes traveling up and down Jane's figure, "No, yeah... that checks out..."
"It's a German name," Jane nodded, slipping the ID back into her bag. Looking up again, she found the receptionist still staring at her with slightly glazed expression and her eyes at chest height. "You've noticed my designer suit? Isn't it wonderful?"
"The suit... Yes..." the receptionist replied eventually, not looking up.
"Thank you. But I can't talk fashion all day. I have an appointment to drop off these documents with your purchasing department?" Jane added, holding up the fake paperwork in her hand.
"Yes, of course," The receptionist nodded, "Just pass through security and follow the signs."
Does Jane head straight for the Security Checkpoint?
Jane is a secret agent sent to infiltrate the headquarters of a questionable corporation to uncover evidence of their crimes. Jane is a newly qualified and extremely enthusiastic spy, but she's clumsy, accident prone and has amazingly bad luck at times. She's determined to get the job done, but there's no guarantee she'll maintain her dignity while doing it. (This is a retelling/reformatting of a story I have published on another site before. I felt the scenario was right for a branching narrative.)
Updated on Jul 13, 2025
Created on Jul 13, 2025
by goldbitter
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