Ring of Others Truth

You’ve probably been on this site long enough to know about magical artifacts that can cause the whole of reality to shake. From normality earrings to written rulebooks to master computers to magical wishbones to world ownership status to specific calendars to hypnotic breasts to mysterious applications to time machines to rings of confirmation to-

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This specific artifact, however, is something I bet you’ve never heard of before. This has the power to make what is said come true.

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Yes. Yes. Before you butcher me in the comments of how unoriginal this is, just give me a few minutes of your time, without touching your privates, so I can tell you what this ring can do.

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I’m guessing your hand is off so let’s get started.

So, first of all, once the ring is worn on a person, they cannot take it off. It is on them till the day they die or some other powerful artifact can get it off. If the person puts it on their left hand, they will be completely oblivious to the changes. If worn on the right hand, they will be aware of all changes.

I know what your thinking, “Gee FalloutLego17, that sure does sound fine and dandy, but how exactly is this different from the other stories on this site?” Well, firstly, do you live in the 1950s? Secondly, this is different in the fact that you cannot change anything with it.

Yup. Try it out. I bet you stated you have a massive twelve inch schlong, didn’t you? Cheeky fuck. And your penis is the same, teeny weeny, size regardless.

Unless you’re a woman, in which case, go seek out gender reassignment surgery.

The special power of this ring is that only people who talk about you or to you that you can hear, can change the world.

I know, right. Pretty original, huh?

Anyway, you might be thinking now, “Oh boy, I can just ask my mom to say I have a twelve inch schlong.” In which case, that’s your mom pervert.

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Just kidding! I know about half of the stories on here are just ****.

Back to the topic at hand, your mom may say that, or she might say you have a vagina. Or that you have no genitalia. Or that your penis is actually a lobster tail.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh… that’s the thing about the ring. It causes anytime you ask a question to somebody for them to say something completely opposite or different than what is true. Which causes reality to change to make said statement true.

It even applies to expressions as well. If someone asks you to ‘grow a pair and say it’, you may end up growing a pair of tits and saying ‘it’ right after. Or if someone says for you to go ‘fuck yourself’, you may end up frigging yourself in the middle of the hallway. Everyone thinks its totally normal for you to do that and if you ask your best friend why you just did that he may say you do that every five minutes, cementing it as truth.

It’s not all bad. For instance, with the ring you can basically do whatever you want. Like take all your clothes off and just go naked or fuck a woman in the middle of the street and everyone will believe it’s normal.

Piece of advice. Just go with the flow. You have no complete control over it, so just relax and let the crazy shit happen.