The Great Palace of Ruritania

The flunkies made an attempt at insisting on official translators and staff, but I had made up my mind and with obvious **** on her part, I was escorted to the grand palatial civic center of the people's republic of Ruritania by an increasingly jumpy pregnant woman I had only just met who appeared to be wearing something that would best be described as a latex gimp suit. She did look like she would rather be anywhere else, and appeared intimidated by the formal surroundings and the uniformed staff but I ignored this and pulled her by the hand with me. I pushed past the freaking-out flunkies into the main chambers. I had of course done my homework on the place, so I knew where I was headed even though I had never been to the country before, and as imploring staff got out my way, I pushed my way into the inner offices where the country's President and two other besuited men were discussing important matters of state. Two women were also in attendance and appeared to be providing some sort of administrative support, a serious looking mature blonde haired woman and a younger, nervous appearing girl with dark hair.

I ignored theeir meeting. I was more important and I knew that. They looked up at me, startled at the intrusion.

"Mr,"

"Hi." I interrupted and promptly went around the room shaking hands, including to their surprise the two female admin workers. Actually, I lingered longer on the admin workers than the dignitaries which may have made some of the Ruritanians feel a little awkward but I didnt really give a fuck.

"We were not expecting you so soon", began the President in slow awkward English.

"I'm on a tight schedule", I explained, and went on "in fact I'd like to get down to business right away".

The men looked at me, then at Aivlys at my side, heavily pregnant and looking sexy as fuck in a latex evening dress, then said something that sounded like ".stnaw eh gnihtyna mih eviG .siht rof og tnseod eh fi dekcuf er'eW" and looked at the younger girl.

She blushed at being put in the spotlight, then began awkwardly to translate, "I. My esteemed, dear leaders, uh, would like to be knowing, vot you want to be knowing?"

I sighed and looked at the heavily pregnant Aivlys, "Tell them, I have their offer, but its not good enough". (They had offered a massive bond deal, basically applying for a loan to fund their entire economy for years. It was for several billion dollars, enough for them to consolidate all of their crazy levels of debt and provide a reasonable level of life to fund their next few years worth of government. The problem was that as a country they had basically been blacklisted. They had almost no assets or ways of paying back this level of debt and were bankrupt. Knowing their status, they had offered to pay the eye-watering rate of 15%. As an investor that would be great, if you believed they could pay, which they obviously could not.

They were fucked and they knew it. Talking to me at all was a huge fucking hail Mary.

Aivlys translated the message to them a lot more easily than their girl, and before they could reply, I added, "I am willing to consider the bond at the rate of 5% (still a good deal), but with a few provisions. I would require that they provide some sweeteners. You know, bribes, incentives!"

I usually add this in, you never know what it will uncover. It gives them the incentive to be creative. I have acquired nice properties and other perks this way over the years. The rate I had offered them would sound too attractive to turn down, but I knew it was the all that they could realistically pay back. Any more and they were just postponing going under.

The ministers conferred hurriedly and replied a minute later. In the meantime I stared fixedly at the younger girls breasts, enjoying the discomfort it was causing her. She looked barely older than 18 and seemed to get flustered easily. Eventually she began to reply with her interpretation but Aivlys beat her to it.

"For this, they are offering you anything you want in Ruritania. You have complete freedom . Any rank and privilege you want. You would be above and beyond the law, and any changes you need passed here will be enacted into law."

I stared at Aivlys for a moment when she was finished speaking to collect my thoughts. Well, I wasn't expecting that.

"Just to be clear - You mean I get to fuck anyone I want?" I asked.