First things first

"First of all," said Jason. "I want all As in your class, regardless of what I turn in or the quality of it."

"Okay, sure," said Professor Goldfield. "I can do that. Anything else?"

"Just send me some nudes of you every so often."

Her eyes widened. "You already have pictures!"

"Yeah, but I want a few more. Surely it'll be easy for you to strip naked, snap a photo before or after class, and act like everything's normal besides?"

"I don't..."

"I'm sure the dean would love to see these pictures."

"Okay okay! I'll send you nudes."

"They've got to be clear and visible, too. Full body, too, if you can manage."

"Deal. Anything else?"