I give my request to my stepmom Vicky

Since I haven't made out with a woman yet and Hannah and I will be heading into our senior year's 2 days after our birthday we are having a party at our house for our friends. So I give my request to Vicky that it's just going to be my friend's, Hannah and just her female friends I want to be the only guy there and any of Hannah's friends that come have to abide by one rule, they have to make out with me and Hannah has to take a picture of it and each of them have to post it to all of their social media platforms with the caption kissing a real man and put my name there so everyone knows they made out with me. This works well for me either way, either her friends don't show up and she is humiliated and our party or she sees me make out with any of her friends that come. My stepmom who was pretty drunk at the moment I handed her my handwritten request raised 1 eyebrow laughed for a few seconds and asked if I was sure, I said yes. Hannah tore up her note and was very mad when Vicky read it out loud.