The Sexy Ryuko Matoi of Kill la Kill

Standing there in the tank top variant of the Tomboy Outback uniform was a beautiful young woman with blue-black hair with a red streak, blue eyes with unique gear shaped pupils and a slender body with (in your opinion) rocking hips. Her uniform exposed her perfect hourglass figure and left little to the imagination. She had a pen in the hand she had on her hip and a pocket notepad in her other hand. You were instantly able to identify the Character as Ryuko Matoi and she did not look happy.

“Well? Are ya gonna keep me waiting?” She repeated, which gave you enough of an excuse.

“One Strip Steak with a Bareback Cola,” you requested with a grin as she directed her ire to you as she ripped the menu out of your hands. “…but hold the naked lady dancing.”

“AND you?” Ryuko asked Clover with gritted teeth though you could see a little twitch in the corner of her mouth. Meanwhile your girls looked a bit surprised at your comment. Clover elbowed your stomach (causing a slight quieting of the room), before addressing the scantily clad waitress.

“Sorry ‘bout him, no idea what he’s on about but please get me a Brucie Filet and unsweet tea. What kind of fish is the brucie?”

“Today it’s pacific mackerel,” Ryuko quickly went through the rest of the girls.

“Cobb Salad and lemonade.” Alex had ordered which was soon echoed by Erza.

“The Tomboy Tender Lovin Tenderloin, rare. And a fruit punch,” Gogo requested with an exasperated sigh. Ryuko ‘tssk’ed at that but wrote it down anyways. Marinette, Laura, and Ahsoka each ordered the Down Under Burger with Marinette asking for a side of onion rings instead of fries.

“The Chicken Club with extra cheese and lettuce,” Diana decided after reviewing the menu another time. “And a pickle juice.”

“Been a while since someone ordered one of those, I forgot we even had it on the menu, but it’s your life I guess,” Ryuko scribbled down the order and quickly left for the kitchen, briefly stepping on your foot. You winced and grabbed your foot before looking back at the table. You blinked at the somewhat upset expressions they were giving you.

“What?” Ahsoka was the first to speak up.

“You didn’t have to make that comment about the ‘naked lady’,” she pointed out.

“Yeah, it was uncool and kinda out there for you,” Alex said before looking up in thought. “Or maybe not.” You rolled your eyes before explaining the Tomboy Outback secret menu.

“Depending on how you order the Strip Steak you also get a strip show and maybe a lapdance if the waitress likes you. I was just making sure there were no mistakes annnnd I was teasing her since she’s a Ryuko Matoi.” You get out your phone and show them the very skimpy super suit she had in Kill la Kill, practically a thong with frills paired with a shirt so short that her nipples were constantly at risk of popping out if they weren’t hidden by suspenders.

“Still…” Diana enunciated as she and Marinette looked a little wide eyed at the outfit Ryuko used to use. “It was a little rude.”

“Fair, I’ll give her a big tip to apologize later,” you say, never minding that you were always gonna do so. You then sat up a bit straighter and looked at Diana directly. “By the way, what was with the pickle juice? I didn’t know you liked it.” Diana looked a little surprised as the others pivoted.

“Yeah, I don’t think we ever had it at the house,” Gogo said before nodding at you. “We’re getting some for the house.” Well, you weren’t going to argue that if your harem wanted it. You probably weren’t gonna drink it yourself and you were gonna have to make sure it was stored in such a way that no mix ups happen; you still remember the Soup Incident.

“I’m not sure why I ordered it, just picked it out,” Diana frowned a little before smiling. “If I don’t like it, I’ll just get something else.” We started making small talk about what other interesting groceries we could take home along with potential stores to visit at a later date. We continued to talk until Ryuko arrived with our food fifteen minutes later.