Intermission 2 - Q&A + Fan Mail

“Welcome, everyone to another intermission episode of Harem Hotel: Missed Encounters. This time we will be doing things a little different for some more personal questions, and fan mail.” Cassandra said to the empty theater. “We will be grouping everything for each person together, only they and I will be allowed to speak, during their segment. Everyone will have to answer their questions, truthfully like last time as well. Let's get underway.”

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Laura: If you could have consequence-free sex with anyone on the show apart from Mark and his Harem, who would you choose?

“Cassandra, I’d Dom her so hard. Make her scream out my name, and beg for mercy.” Cassandra’s eye twitched

Laura- Congratulations dear, I am pleased you are doing so well in the competition. I have been rooting for you from the beginning, and will continue to do so. I am so very glad my campaigning to get that dreadful demonology stuff replaced with something that fits you better had finally born fruit. Now if we can just get you a wardrobe fitting a Goddess. As for advice you should consider pursuing Talia. I believe she would be quite receptive to your advances and what a team the two of you would make. And of course things with Mark seem to be going well. You might think of giving Ellen a helping hand as well, I think she would do quite well under your gentle bonds, or tie her tight if you like she'd love that too I'm sure. Keep your heart as open as your legs and I'm sure you will do well. My deepest blessings - Shar (enclosed a golden torc shaped like laurel leaves)

“Okay well that was interesting. Thanks for the support I guess. I was planning on asking out Talia. I hope you and Mark are both right about her. I hadn’t really considered Ellen to be honest, since she is straight.”

Laura- You're kicking ass! Don't let the prudes get you down, you just need to pick your targets better. Mark's DTF obviously but I think you got ins with Talia and Ellen too, maybe Allie and Flora as well. You can probably wear Sam down too if you want. Loving the whole goddess shtick, if we could steal anyone for our harem from yours it would be you or the Goth chick for me. Gets some Olympic rings going if you can, I'd fucking love to see that shit! - Tracy

“I don’t really want to have to wear someone down. If they aren’t interested they aren’t interested. Now I’ve been persistent with Mark, because he was both clearly interested, just a bit repressed and due to the nature of the show. I’m really hoping Talia is as interested in me as everyone seems to think she is. I’m DTF too, but… I think I might like something more than that.”

“Hi, fellow first place girl! Isn’t magic great?

So, my show’s producer bunny (she is NOT a dumb talking cat, no matter what the others say) asked us to write some letters while we wait for our next challenge based purely on some brief factoids she gave us and I thought to spread some Tina brand sunshine and rainbows your way! Could use the distraction, frankly. She dropped some heavy stuff on us at our morning show meeting.

Congrats on being first! I bet your week has been filled with sooooo much pussy licking. Are you hot? I bet you’re hot. And you got sex magic! That sounds cool. How does that work? I mean, my magic usually only makes sexy things happen as a consequence, but it doesn’t literally summon sex? Do you think you could teach me some sex magic? Maybe a way to take the ol’ edge off the libido for a bit?

I got some presents for you, too! First, an exclusive signed autograph from my Insta-Thot photoshoot last night in the shower! I’m the bunny girl. Don’t tell my wolf-girlfriend; she thought she looked a little too cheesy when she flexed her back in it (and that’s why I didn’t post it). Oooh! Do you have an Insta-Thot account? I’ve only had mine for maybe half a week (my talent agent insists). If you do, we should totally figure out a way to collab! It shouldn’t be that hard, ‘cause I’m available for guest appearance bookings if you wanted a magic show for a date or whatever and I get some bonus bonus points for actually making it on screen; it’ll happen sooner or later.

The other present is one of the transformations that didn’t win in my last poll. Now, I’m giving it to you not because it’s bad, but it’s too tempting. I know that, if I buy it, I would totally use it all the time and not get anything done. I don’t know how it will translate to however your magic works, but, if it works for you like it works for me, it should manifest as the best food in the world: a cotton candy burrito. I’ll warn you, some of the ice cream is flavored like those spicy red cinnamon candies and I have no idea what flavor sexy ghost hand would be. So, it might taste weird. Here are the deets, before translation:

Pervy Legerdemain – Tina loves magic, let’s give her more. Tina now innately knows the sorceress cantrip Mage Hand as described in the Sacred Texts of Gygax, with the following modifications: The magic hand lasts for the entire hour after casting. When the hand is not being commanded with Tina’s action for the turn, it will grope and tease her. The mage hand will not bring Tina to orgasm, but will expertly edge her (Sorceress).

Use it yourself, play it forward to someone else in the harem that wants some magic, put it on display (magic ice cream never melts!), have fun!

Again, congrats on first place!
Tina, Titan of Trickery
Follow TinaTitanofTrickery on Insta-Thot for Hot Tina Action!
Click Here for Information to Book Tina for Magic Shows”

Cassandra sighed again, “Okay sorry Laura, I can’t simply let you have that. I will put something similar in the BP shop at a steep discount for you if you want it though.”

Laura eyed Cassandra curiously, “Okay, thanks I guess. Tina, Thank you too. You remind me of a friend and teammate, from what I can tell. Very bouncy with a sweet tooth. I don’t have Insta-Thot, probably a different universe thing. I might be up for a collab if we can swing it… aaaand I am being told no by Cassandra. Well I might see if I can book a performance of yours, at some point, then again Cassandra and her producer are both apparently rather anti-fun. Like can you imagine letting someone come to you with a brilliant idea for a date. Plan it out with them in detail, and simply not tell you one big glaring flaw, with it. That your date is absolutely terrified by an aspect of the activity. Like deathly afraid. Instead of maybe, telling the person to reconsider, or perhaps you shouldn’t go with a surprise, and explain things in detail instead. Like a sensible person would.”

Dear Laura,

Sexy, sexy, and guess what? Even more sexy. That's how I would describe you. Love your transformations, love your looks, and love how horny you are. What did surprise me was a way I didn't expect to love you. How great you are at taking care of your fellow harem members. You've done a bang up job all round of helping everyone with their problems and while I don't normally like pity in competitions I'll make an exception for how you helped Merida in the challenge. Very glad you got to have a lot of fun on your date day despite the interruptions. You deserved it. Keep being sexy and hopefully soon keep being a sexy goddess.

Drooling over you,

Sally

P. S. As long as your helping everyone might want to help Aubrey come to terms with the likely fact that she is going to end up with some cow traits

“Thank you for your compliments, and what I did wasn’t pity Merida. I messed up and paid for that screw up. Luckily things turned out okay. As for the Aubrey thing… well… there might be more reasons besides breastfeeding…” Laura could see Aubrey glaring daggers at her. “Umm… I meant to say please just lay off Aubrey about this. Please? I’ll see what I can do about having her not vocalize her distaste for cows.”

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Allie: Does your I Just Can't Wait transformation consider Laura Mark's future wife yet? How do you think she should proceed if she wants something more serious and long-term from him?

“I don’t generally want to share that information.” Cassandra stared at her, with a go on… expression. “I guess I don’t have a choice here. No, It doesn’t tell me Laura wants to take that step yet. As far as how to have something more serious… well don’t make everything about sex. Find a hobby and share it with Mark. Talk and joke. Communication is key.”

Allie- Well done on embracing the idea of the harem dear. Most women in your position would be trying their hardest to keep their man to themself and fighting a losing battle on the show. The wolf look also really suits you. Also bless you for helping Sam, she was dealt a very hard hand so far and could use it. Try not to forget there are others who could also use your guidance though. - Shar

(Enclosed a spiked leather collar and a toy scythe/sniper rifle)

“Thanks? I mean I know I’m not going to lose Mark, and yeah the fact we talked about opening our relationship up before has also really helped. I’m glad you like the wolf-girl look, I do too. As far as helping others. Well… I’m not opposed to it in theory, even before they set their sights on marriage, but I’m also not going to go out of my way to help them sleep with him. I want time with him too, so they need to ask for help.”

“Hey Allie,

So, I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but I have been told that we have some things in common. We were both kidnapped by interdimensional smut peddlers to fight for a spot in a harem, both into the ladies and polyamory, and we both got wolf-y. I just finished our second challenge and I nailed it out of the park. Our producer told me to write to you while we wait for results, but I would rather dictate a letter into this tape recorder. I kind of stabbed through the last pen I tried to use; made a huge mess.

Couple of questions, if you want to humor me.

My bunny-girlfriend said something last night and maybe you could speak to it. She said that these animal transformations mess with our heads and not just give me super strength and orgasmically sensitive ears. You notice any mental side effects? You know, things like barely contained rage?

The last thing the producer told me about you is that you are your Mistress’ fiance from before the show and that you two got over your intimacy issues. I’m kind of a chronic either fuck-buddy or one-night stand gal and I’m struggling to let myself be open in that way. I mean, the longest romantic relationship I’ve had has been like a week and it started at the beginning of this round. And I don’t think I’ve told either of them I love them yet. Am I just a bad girlfriend? I definitely haven’t told my Mistress that I love her. How do I do that?

Thanks in advance,

Josie

I’m going to hand the recorder over to explain your present.

[Sounds of a tape recorder being jostled while still recording]

So I talk into this bit here? Okay. Hi. Your friendly neighborhood Dungeon Mermaid Daphne here. I’m sure you could have some fun with this. So, it’s a free magic tattoo. Press the tip of the needle to your skin where you want it and think about what you want the tattoo to look like. I’m being told to recommend something from Okami, which is apparently a video game? Not a lot of electricity in the underwater cave I grew up in, so I don’t get the reference. But it can be whatever you want it to be. Once the needle turns into ink, it’ll jam its way into your skin and spread out accordingly. The tattoo turns the pointer finger on your dominant hand into a figurative infinite ink pen. You control the flow, so won’t be dripping ink all the time unless you want to. Once a day, you can even turn up to a page’s worth of writing invisible to all but one other person if you want to leave secret messages. Neat, huh? Enjoy! I think I turned off the recorder thingy now.

[More sounds of jostling tape recorder, featuring Josie saying they should have went with the sexy wolf collar instead. It stops eventually.]”

Cassandra spoke up before Allie could, “So we’re clear. I was pretty sure I said no magical gifts… but apparently I didn’t say that on camera… in any case Allie, you and I both know Mark does not like tattoos, so I returned that but I did inquire about the wolf collar instead. After finding out what it did, I’ve decided to allow you to have it.

Tamed Wolf Collar: Animals, tamed or not, don't wear clothes, so why should Allie? When this collar (and only this collar) is worn, it is perfectly normal and acceptable for the wearer to be naked. Warning: Prolonged usage may induce a casual nudity kink.

“Yea not a huge fan of tattoos myself. I’m not sure I’ll ever use this collar but maybe? I bet Mark would like that. Well thank you. As for mental effects. Hmmm. I think I might have gotten a little more territorial and maybe a bit of a pack mentality, but it’s hard to tell, with my other TFs also affecting me. I don’t have any aggression though. I will say the other animal-girl here, Flora. I can definitely see that she has picked up some cat-like habits, so they probably do affect our minds to some degree. As for your love question. Well I didn’t tell Mark I loved him for something like eight or nine months of dating. So, no you are not a bad girlfriend. As far as how to do that? Well first question is do you really mean it? If you can’t say yes definitively, then I would wait to tell them. If it comes up before you are ready to say those three words, make it clear that you care for them. Assuming you actually do want to fall in love just, make it clear you need some more time. I’ve been with Mark for a long time and we still aren’t married yet. Relationships take time and effort to maintain. I’ve recently started a new relationship with my girlfriend as well. I wouldn’t say I’m in love with her yet. Though I do hope it will go that way. Just be honest and communicate. Especially when it is hard to do that.”

Dear Allie,

I want to say I'm really proud of you. The girlfriend/fiance normally struggles really hard but you have flourished brilliantly. While that can partly be attributed to your awesome fiance Mark do not discredit how much your own efforts have played into this. You and Sam are simply adorable and you and Ellen are super hot together. I do have a question though. Do you have any plans for the remainder of that candy bowl you bought for the slumber party? If not you should really consider getting some of the girls together for a fun time of eating the remaining candies. If you get enough on board y'all could each have one and play a game trying to guess the effects. Just a suggestion.

Best wishes for your wedding,

Sally

“Thank you, I’m super happy to have met Sam. I like Ellen too. I don’t have a specific plan at the moment for the candy bowl, no, but I’m sure I’ll find a use for it.”

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Flora: If you could tie up anybody except for Ellen or Mark for a fun session in bed, who would you choose?

“Probably Laura. I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing that to Sam, and of the others that I’m somewhat interested in it would be her at the top of the list. Actually, after hearing Laura’s answer earlier, is Cassandra on the table? Because I think I would like to put her up on a table.” Cassandra glared at Flora.

Flora: If you could change your Wallflower path to Voyeur would you?

“No. No I would not. I don’t want to simply watch. At least with Wallflower, it seems to sometimes be about wanting attention instead of simply being unnoticed. Also I said this before when given the voyeur TF option in the first round. I don’t want that. Watching can be fun, but it isn’t what I prefer.”

Dear Flora,

I would like to say don't feel too bad about your mishap at the beginning of the round. I've seen people with more self control than you get even more carried away over the years and they didn't have a kind master like Mark to help them out. I myself have been known to occasionally go overboard. Love how you made use of your transformation in the challenge by the way. You got some good transformations that's for sure. You look so cute and sexy with your ears and tail. I'm so sad to hear that you don't like pet play because you are perfectly suited for it. Have you ever given it a try? Maybe you'll enjoy it. Pet play doesn't have to be ****. Just maybe consider experimenting with Mark on your next date okay? Either way you are a very sexy kitty.

Smitten by the kitten,

Sally

P. S. Just in case you'd like to try, I'm enclosing a pretty collar for you. It's even got a mood ring effect to it so you can really tell if you're enjoying wearing it or not.

“Cassandra… Thank you so much for not including a pet-play TF this round. Seriously. I do not wish to be some house cat. Petting is one thing but I don’t want to be treated like an animal. I want to be treated like a person.”

Flora- I understand your distaste for pet play but consider this, you are a lioness not a housecat. Do not be a pet, be a predator. If you enjoy being petted and spoiled that's fine, because it's your choice as a wild thing and not some domesticated thrall. That said you would look fantastic in a leather collar. Just food for thought dear. - Shar

(enclosed a fine leather collar and a bag of catnip)

“Well… I mean… that’s a good point. About the lioness thing, not the collar. I just don’t know if I can be that assertive though.”

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Merida: You're the only one in the crew with a noticeable accent. If you had a speech TF to give out to someone, who would you choose, and how would you make them talk?

“Well, I dinnae totally agree wi’ ye about that. Ellen has one sort o’. Rather it changes all the time. Like she had both a Texan accent and a French one. Also, if the crew includes Freya and her sisters, Freya has a Scandinavian accent. Hilde has this accent. I canna really place it but the closest thing I can think o’ is 1920s New Yorker, but that’s no’ quite right. Astrid is well… synthetic, and Maja’s, isn’t Russian exactly but Eastern European-ish for sure. As for who and how tae make them talk… I canna, also pick, Cassandra, can I?” Cassandra shakes her head and glares at her. “Well, then either Mark, givin’ him a Scottish accent like mysel’, Mary wi’ a Kawaii Japanese accent, or Chloe as a Valley Girl.

To Merida- Beannachdan. Tha mi toilichte fhaicinn gu bheil sibh a’ dèanamh math agus a’ riochdachadh muinntir na Gàidhlig ann an stoidhle. Is e mo chomhairle dhut beachdachadh air thu fhèin a tharraing gu boireannaich. Tha Mark gu bhith air a shlaodadh cus dhòighean agus tha roghainnean aige mu thràth, chan e sin thusa. Gu dearbh is dòcha gum bi e comasach dhut an ceangal sin a chruthachadh a dh’ aithghearr. Fhathast tha mi a 'freumhachadh dhut- Shar. (enclosed a one handed Gaelic sword with a silver hand embossed)

“Okay, whit in the bloody hell is this? This looks like gibberish.” Merida said.

“Just try reading it.” Cassandra said.

“Fine, Huh, okay I weirdly understood about half o’ that, not that it actually helps. Is there a translation? O’ course there is, ye just wanted tae make me read this in… Whit, Celtic? Gaelic? Whatever.”

(Grettings. I am glad to see you are doing well and representing the Gaelic people in style. My advice to you would be to consider making yourself attracted to women. Mark is going to be pulled too many ways and already has favorites, that are not you. Of course you might be able to forge that connection regardless soon. Still I am rooting for you. -Shar)

“I was already considerin’ askin’ Mark tae make me bisexual. That wasnae a completely random whim at the slumber party. But also Shar, I’m not interested in changin’ that because I’m worried Mark won’t hae time for me. In fact, I dinnae ken who ye are but shove it. Mark likes me plenty. Laura and Sam might be doin’ well but Ellen told me in the Library yesterday. That Mark would ask me if I would want a relationship even if we could end this show right now. So I would say, I’m in the group he would consider a favourite.”

Dear Merida,

Girl after my own heart. Fiery red head that is super sexy and is flexible enough to really have some fun? Yum. Sadly your Mark's so no fun for me but I get the other fun of watching you have fun so that's great. Really sad you got hurt in the challenge, really can't believe a pro like Cassandra let a harem member get hurt like that, but at least you got a win out of it. On a lot of seasons that would have got you completely out of the transformation round. Also don't write off working as a mannequin so quickly. You just need to time it well. Find a day when Mark is going to be shopping and become a mannequin at the store he's going to. Not only will he see you but maybe you can get really lucky and they'll use you to model outfits. Wouldn't that be so hot? Rooting for you,

Sally

P. S. Sadly I couldn't think of a good gift for you in the time I have but I do have an idea. Get someone to wear one of the shared arousal items then go have a good old modeling session with Mark where he can pose you as he likes. Super sexy fun for everyone.

Merida’s eye twitched a little. “Sally I can tell ye are tryin’ tae be encouragin’ and unlike some folk, I was raised wi’ some manners.” Merida glanced at Aubrey and Chloe. “I’m not gonnae say that I won’t model for some extra BP ever or model stuff for Mark. I ken I’m poseable, but there is a reason I went ahead and took the extra TFs so Mark could make it completely my choice. I dinnae want tae be his doll. So respectfully I dinnae think I will be doin’ that anytime soon, unless I really need the extra BP.”

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Chloe: If you had to take the effects of one of your candies permanently, which one would you choose?

“If you mean the experimental ones. I mean I only know two of them for sure. I think I would risk the Cocklate Bunny though, over the other two. If we are talking about some of the candies that no one has bothered buying yet besides the assorted bowl hmmmm. Probably the Sour Patch Kinks and no I won’t be elaborating what they do here.

Chloe: If you had to give the effects to someone else permanently who, which, and why?

“Again this is hard. I don’t think I would want to give either the Hot TaTamales or Milked Dumbs to anyone permanently. So I would probably pick Talia because she would enjoy being transformed now, and either the Cockolate Bunny or Milked Dumbs, probably Milked Dumbs assuming that the intelligence loss wasn’t actually permanent. Otherwise, Aubrey, Creampie Ropes, and take a wild guess.

Chloe- It's good to see you are finally opening up with Mark. We are glad to see you and Aubrey making a try to be happy together but the truth is you are in a harem and your relationship to the master is important. That isn't to say it isn't possible to be in a harem and not be involved with the master, you can but it is a very hard road to travel. The way things are going you also might want to consider what kind of animal girl you'd like to be, or can at least tolerate. Maybe you and Aubrey can be sheep together as you already have the golden fleece. I do wish the two of you well even if she is rude. -Shar

“It isn’t like I hate Mark or anything. Under normal circumstances I would have dated him, for sure. I just don’t like my choices taken from me. I’ve mostly been doing stuff with Aubrey because I haven’t had a chance to do stuff with Mark, until yesterday. Outside of some brief interactions. I don’t even know what animal girls would fit with my paths. I’m honestly a little concerned to find out or say anything about it in case it would give Cassandra ideas. Also how is Aubrey rude?”

Chloe- That candy transformation is really interesting stuff. You should try combining them to see if you can mix and match effects. Might get chocolate milk out of your first batch. Might even get you more BP with further experimentation, worth a try anyways. P.S. Maybe slip your girlfriend some milk dumbs before she gets herself in trouble. Can't make her any more stupid. -Tracy

“HEY! Aubrey is not stupid. I might give her some Milked Dumbs though…”

Dear Chloe,

This is the shorter version of your letter as the first one I wrote used language that isn't allowed even by Harem Hotel's standards. When I think of creatures like the beings that spawned you I just want to turn them into bimbos on such a level that they would be too dumb to even figure out how to hurt someone. Families should be loving to each other. Sorry, now I feel bad for bringing it up. I was behind and just binged the season so the moment was still fresh. Happier topic. So extremely happy for you and Aubrey. Y'all are so cute together. Also isn't Maja just such a genius? You looked good before but your new style is amazing. Honestly considered trying to poach her for my season but I didn't want to separate the sisters and there's no way Cassandra would have let me borrow all of them. Last thing is a bit of advice. BP can be really useful so you might want to try being a bit more proactive in trying to sell your candies. Just advice from a host. Don't know how much that means to you.

Cheering for your happiness,
Sally

“Thanks for the hate, I appreciate it. Also I’ve noticed that about BP but trying to get the others to buy the candy is tricky, maybe a bit less so now. That my debts TFs have been altered. Anyway, I do hope some people will be more open to trying them. But I worry that the side-effects TF is going to win, which will make the other nervous to try any of them.”

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Aubrey: If you could be the mother of any of the other contestants in an alternate universe, who would you most like to be your child, and why isn't it Chloe?

“Okay this is a really bizarre question. It isn’t Chloe because I want to be with her roMOOOntically. What sort of fucked up relationship are you envisioning between parent and child. As for the others… Talia and so if she has to be a goth I could at least try getting her to be a pastel goth. She would look so cute in soMOOO pink. Actually… Talia… how would you like to explore soMOOOO new areas of being a Goth.” Aubrey said with an impish grin, somewhat concerning Talia.

Aubrey: If you could have Chloe's babies would you?

“Intellectually and eMOOOOtionally, assuming we end up getting MOOOrried, I’d like to say yes to that eventually. But the actual answer is no. At least right now the idea of being pregnant with soMOOOne’s child besides MOOOrk’s feels… disappointing. Now assuming we work out, will I be treating her kids with Mark, as MOOOy own? You bet I will. I expect the saMOOO from her too.”

Aubrey- Your rude and uncouth attacks on cow girls is quite unbecoming. I've enclosed a picture of one of my girls who is twice the woman you'll ever be so you can see what you're missing. Remember sheep get sheared, it might be amusing to see you get a transformation that does so to you. -Shar

(enclosed a picture of Susan in all her naked glory, though still wearing her collar and cow bell.)

“I’MOOO, GOD DAMOOOONIT CASSANDRA! I’m certainly glad that I will reMOOOn half the woMOOOan she is here, I do not wish to be her size. Also it isn’t like I asked for hair this long anyway. I’d be happy if I could cut it sometimes.”

Aubrey- Look bitch, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about! My girlfriend is a fucking smokeshow, there is nothing gross or unsexy about her. She's got more sex appeal in one giant ass titty than your whole sheep body so keep your badmouthing cow girls to yourself before we start a letter campaign to get that hilarious moo shit from the contest turned on you permanently, capisce? -Tracy

(Enclosed a toy horse's head)

“Still not a sheep… yet... Also still would prefer being a sheep to being a cow. Not that I want to be a sheep either. OH, WOW! A letter caMOOO-paign? Really? What are you? Sixty? Who writes letters anyMOOOOO. You think it’s hilarious? I wonder how your girlfriend would feel about not being able to do anything but MOOOOO! DaMOOOOOnit! Not being able to even talk properly. Go fuck yourself Tracy! Clearly, Susan deserves better than you!”

Dear Aubrey, Love you a lot. Sexy, super kind but not a pushover, and devoted to those you love. I'll be shocked if you don't do well in the competition. Speaking of sorry, not sorry your performance in the challenge was amazing. I know what both Mark and Chloe will be thinking about tonight. Going to miss your mooing but I'll be shocked if that milk is going away. Honestly I don't know what you have against cow women. I've seen many over the years of, Harem Hotel and they are almost always super sexy. You may want to prepare yourself. When you give us such a sexy look at such a potential path for you the audience is likely to try and make it happen. Either way good luck with your love lives.

Would love a glass,
Sally

“I get it okay. You all want to MOOOlk soMOOOO breasts. God what perverts. To want to turn soMOOOOthing so intiMOOte and personal between MOOther and child, into something sexual. Breastfeeding IS NOT SEXUAL. Please, dear god please, let the sheep TF win. Have you seen a cow? A real cow? I have. They are gross, ugly, covered with flies and sMOOll like shit. NO thank you. LaMOOObs are cute, and soft. There are only two good uses for a cow, and they both end up on a nice juicy haMOOOburger.”

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Ellen: Suppose Marvel/Disney calls you and puts you in the role of Black Widow. They give you the choice to cast one of your co-contestants as another character in the same movie. Who, and what role?

“Laura as either Captain America or Thor.”

Ellen: Who would you most want to tie you up and do naughty carnal things to you amongst the other women in the harem, and why is it Laura?

“I mean… it actually isn’t Laura. Sure she’s big and strong, which I mean can help make you a good dom. She is also super respectful and caring about what others want. Again things for a good dom. But I sort of want someone who will push my boundaries. I think Laura would be hesitant to push as much as I’d like her too, out of concern for me. Right now Allie’s been the best one I’ve been with. Flora and Aubrey went too far, even if I did enjoy it. Though if I had to pick, who I think would be the best it would either be Talia or Merida. Though I am concerned about giving Talia control over me, given her new fetish, and Merida is straight. So, Allie for now. Now if Laura wants to prove me wrong, she is welcome to try.”

Ellen- You seem to be having quite a bit of fun on the show, and we are glad to see it. Be careful not to let complacency drive you to the bottom though, lest bimbo become a full path for you. Still your willingness to sub to others is a pleasure to see. Maybe Laura would take better care of you though? Food for thought. -Shar

(Enclosed a magically preserved red rose)

“Why do I get the feeling that Shar is the one who submitted that question about Laura, now. I mean thanks, I definitely don’t want to be a bimbo. I’m really hoping that TF loses this time and nothing like it ever comes up again.”

Ellen- Loving the boob transformation! Like I totally voted for it the first time but it's so much better now you can boost the rest of the girls too! You should rock the **** look more, it's obvious you took to that one so much because it matches who you want to be, corset or no corset. Also maybe see about getting a real cow-girl costume and show Aubrey what she's missing, maybe Mark could even really milk you if you got into costume enough. That would be wild! -Tracy

Late delivery: So I realized that I could simply get you a real cow-girl outfit to show Aubrey what she is missing. I hope you enjoy the gift. -Tracy

“I mean the breasts are nice. I think that I’m done using it for a round or so. My breasts are somewhat large at the moment. I’ve had the **** outfit taken away and for good reason. I’m really concerned that I would just leave it on, permanently. Especially now with the way the corset TF was altered. As far as real cow-girl costume I assume you mean the animal kind. Look, people need to stop harassing Aubrey over this. Though, thank you for the costume.”

Dear Ellen,

You are a breath of fresh air. So many actress types that get brought onto Harem Hotel are super stuck up and are super stubborn about getting with the program. A depressing number of them end up eliminated due to it as well. So to have someone of your occupation get so into your transformations and have fun with their new life in the harem is a joy. Especially how much fun you've had so far with Making It Big. Bigger is always better and you are already great to begin with. You've also got great taste in costumes so far. If I can recommend one you wore before you really should go and buy that Kim Possible costume. Honestly I wish I could bring you onto my season so you can show some of my contestants how much fun they could be having if they would just stop being stubborn. Good luck and keep being awesome.

Wishing I could tie you up,

Sally

P. S. I've included a costume I think you could get a lot of fun out of. It's a Jessica Rabbit cosplay. Make Mark's brain blow a fuse with it

“Yeah, that and the Velma outfit are both high on my purchase list when I get the chance. Hopefully I do well in the popularity polls, so I can add some more variety to my wardrobe. Sad to hear about those eliminated, that isn’t a fate I’d wish on anyone. I know Mark said that ASTRID’s was a harsher one but still, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Thank you for the costume, as well. I bet it would go well with my current curves.”

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Sam: Now that you've tied up and subdued Mark do you feel more dominant? Would you rather Dom Mark or Mary?

“Maybe a bit more dominant. But that isn’t why I tied him up. As far as Domming Mark or Mary, neither. They have made it abundantly clear they don’t want that. I’m not going to entertain disrespecting that boundary.”

Sam: Would you prefer being intimate with a 4'8" Mark or a 6'5" Mary?

“Since I apparently have to pick. The 6’5” Mary. But I’m with Laura on this. I prefer men who are big and strong. Women I could take in a far wider variety of forms.”

Sam- You were dealt a very harsh start dear, but handled it with grace and aplomb. It is good to see that Mark and Allie have already welcomed you with open arms but don't forget there is more to the harem than the three of you. The more isolated Mark gets with his chosen few the worse it will be for the others, as his Left Hand this is a problem you should keep an eye on. Still we are rooting for you and hope you enjoy dragonhood. -Shar

(Enclosed a silver bladed Navy cutlass.)

“I'm just glad that Cassandra didn’t eliminate me, after seeing ASTRID. The fact that if not for her producer she was willing to let me go with just a warning, has made me believe Mark, when he said Cassandra is one of the nicer Hosts for this show. I don’t think Mark is going to simply let any of us languish and focus solely on the others. Most of the problems have just been the result of a lack of time, and adjusting to this new situation. Also, I might not even end up a dragon.”

Sam- Damn, you got fucked hard by Cass's Producer, that punch was totally called for. Still you pulled through and got most of the garbage cleaned up thanks to Mark. You're lucky you got a decent master on the show, I hear some of them can be real pieces of shit. You're doing great now though with a hot girlfriend and a decent guy, plus a whole harem full of fuckbuddies you've barely tasted. Try not to let the perfectionism get to you, remember perfection is an abstract not a reality. You can never achieve the ideal, but will drive yourself mad trying. Also stick to the admiral outfit, that cape looks fucking bad ass on you! -Tracy

“Thanks, Tracy. Yea Mark is a good guy. I agree about the punch too, it was called for, I just wish it actually connected with the person truly responsible for this show, because even if Cassandra selected me, over someone else, well she had to pick someone. I am happy with Allie and Mark, I do think I lucked out here. Also I don’t really care for the term fuckbuddies, like I don’t know it just doesn’t seem like the right word. I am keeping the cape. I still need Mark to show me a few other outfits like this one.”

Dear Sam,

Starting off with wishing you my sympathies for your loss. I hate to take this sexy time and bring down the mood but wanted to say that. I know if something happened to one of my parents, unlikely as that is, that I'd be devastated. Okay downer part over with. Have to say you've been awesome this round. Lots of great sexy times and super great bonding with both the Master and his fiancee. And then the challenge, oh the challenge. You may not have gotten first but you had my favorite performance. Apologies to Aubrey but you did nothing wrong and everything right. Competitions are not meant for y'all to be taking it easy on each other. You all have a lot at stake and going easy is just plain insulting to your opponents. Can't wait to see what super sexy uniform you pick to compliment your sailor outfits this next round.

Tie me up sometime,

Sally

P. S. I loved how you used it so much I'm giving you a copy of one of the dildos from the challenge, provided of course that Cassandra is okay with it. If not I'm sorry for getting your hopes up.

“Thank you, Sally. I miss him dearly. I think that as crazy as it sounds the show is helping me deal with the loss. Maybe that’s just wishful thinking, maybe it really is helping. Either way, I’m happy to have met Mark again, and Allie. Thank you for the dildo. Cassandra can I really have this?”

“It is slightly modified for duration but fulfills the same general purpose.” Cassandra nodded.

“Okay, well that’s cool… I will say it might be a little while before I actually use this Sally but thank you all the same.”

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Talia: Can you remember how you felt toward Mark and Cassandra at the point of the last Q&A session? How have those feelings changed over the last round?

“Yes, I can remember. I am happier in general than I was before. With Mark, well I sort of think I treated him a little unfairly. He is a better Man than I gave him credit for. Cassandra. She went from being a person I despise to a horrible **** of nature I accept as a fact of life.”

Talia- I am so very glad to see you deciding to change your ways. I do believe you were heading towards only pain and ruin before and these steps should prevent that. Do not regret taking the deal, I believe it saved you. I also believe Laura is open to more than a physical relationship and that the two of you can be very happy together in the wider polycule of Mark's harem. Now that you are looking to embrace kemonomimi as a lifestyle might I suggest you ask Cassandra about a cow girl path? Enclosed is a picture of my own cow girl and I hope you will find she looks magnificent. Also is a black rose that will not fade to celebrate your new Goth style. - Shar

(Enclosed pic of Susan flexing, showing off her guns (and tits) and a magically preserved black rose)

“Okay, well Susan is hot as hell. Aubrey is just wrong about cow-girls. Also I suppose I should clarify something here. I love kemonomusume. Which has two important distinctions, first it isn’t anyone with animal ears, just women. Two, Mark changed it so that I love them, not that I actively want to become one. If anything the transformation fetish makes that seem hot, more so than the kemonomusume thing. Also I’m not dumb there is almost no way the BTGGF doesn’t win the vote. Not unless people really want to be kind to Mark and me, and let us have a more normal relationship. That plus the short stack Mark made me… well I’m not against big boobs but I’d prefer not to get a lot bigger than I am now.”

“Besides… I have a feeling my fate on the non-human TFs has been sealed with Laura’s change. Cassandra definitely chose [Sex Demon] as a path to make Laura a succubus. She could have called the path any number of other things, nympho, sex positive, nymph, sex addict, slut, free use, the list goes on. No, she called her a demon despite being really nice. She was going to make her a succubus. Now Cassandra has a goth, to work with, and an out with Laura into a goddess. Apparently people are shipping me and Laura which means that Cassandra can lean into the heaven and hell aspect if we get together. Which, I will say I’m not totally opposed to, the idea.”

Talia- I thought you sucked hard early on but you pulled your head out of your ass really well there, right on! You're looking great now too, really rocking the Goth look. Try to learn to guide people without them realizing you're doing it though, as a fellow genius I can tell you from experience that people hate being told you know better than them even when you do. You got to be subtle with that shit, sex helps. Start banging the other chicks and they'll start listening to suggestions, a little pillow talk goes a long way. Kick names and take ass! -Tracy

P.S. Ask Cass if you can watch other seasons somewhere and check out Shar's for more tips.

“Thanks, I guess. I don’t really want to manipulate the others, though… even if it would be really hot, to guide the others into temptation… oh that does sound enticing.”

Dear Talia,

And the award for most improved goes to you. Congratulations! Honestly that is partly true and partly not because I liked you from the beginning. You had your issues but were really trying and still managed to be pretty sexy. But while even I as a host would normally hesitate to take such a deal you got off great with it thanks to having such a kind master. Such great changes like the shortstack one. Best of all is the transformation fetish as I'm sure you're quickly finding out. Can personally recommend that one as someone who shares it. Cassandra is nice. I bet if you ask she'll make a compilation video for you to watch of her best transformations over her years of hosting. Or even better, if you want to really enjoy your new fetish do you know what would be perfect? Chloe's candies. Just imagine going through that random assortment bowl one transformation at a time. Just good for thought.

Aroused at your arousal,

Sally

“Well thank you, for your kind words Sally. In hindsight I wish I had asked Mark to make me non-human instead of a short-stack. Since something tells me I’m going to get BTGGF, and I’m probably becoming a succubus eventually, or something similar. Which sure is kind of hot, but seriously I’m huge right now and as a 5’0” woman going bigger is going to be annoying. That assortment bowl idea does have some merit to it. Hmmmm.”

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Mark: What's a transformation that would appeal to you but you don't actually want any of your harem members to get for real?

“I mean there are a lot of things… I guess since I have to share here, let me think. I guess absolute gullibility towards me. This is the kind of thing that I think I would really enjoy, but I wouldn’t want them to have it permanently. It would grow rather stale fairly quickly, I think.”

Mark: What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?

“Studies show that it is around 11m/s for both European and African swallows, despite the size difference. In either case a 5 oz bird cannot carry a 1 lb coconut.”

Mark: Why are you so bothered by one woman taller than you when you have a whole harem of shorties?

“I wouldn’t say I’m bothered by it, Laura’s height isn’t a problem for me. I would just prefer to be taller. Think of it like this, you can like vanilla ice cream, but prefer another flavor more. That doesn’t mean that you are bothered by being served vanilla ice cream. Well unless you ordered something else, but that’s a different situation altogether. Also Laura you aren’t as pedestrian as simple vanilla ice cream to me, just so we’re clear.”

Dear Mark,

You probably don't know me but I'm a host from another season of HH and a fan of Cassandra's. I know you've read several seasons of Harem Hotel but I'm on the newer side so you probably haven't experienced any of my season. You might know of my father though. He was a brilliant host for many years. On the dark to light scale of HH I'd say he tended to be pretty middle of the road there but did normally strive for the harem to be fairly happy by the end of possible. His name is Bob but you probably don't remember what he looks like given his appearance. Honestly I can barely remember what he looks like most of the time. Enough about me though. Let's focus on you and the mostly awesome job you have been doing. You are doing a great job at being a kind master so far. My only complaint is that you can be a bit overly cautious sometimes and don't always let the girls play with their TFs. Also let's all be honest here. You and I both know that you would love to have Freya in your harem. Before you get all defensive not saying that you should or anything but let's get real here. She's amazing and amazingly sexy. Anyone would be ridiculously lucky to have her in their harem. Someone already did but they didn't deserve her or her sisters. You on the other hand I say do. Saying no so strongly just feels like you are insulting her at this point and she doesn't deserve that. So just start by being honest with yourself and accept that you would like having her in your harem.

Believing in you,

Sally

“Sally… Sally… That name does sound familiar… wait. I mean I wouldn’t say a season that started two years ago is recent. At least from my perspective. I guess from your perspective it’s been idk a week or two? I’ll say that due to Harem Hotel not actually being broadcast but transcribed, into text, in my universe. That it can take years for new content to be published. I actually did read a bit about Bruce. He seems cool. Love the gaming theme too.”

Mark,

I hope this letter finds you well. My producer has asked me to take some time to relax while we wait for my second challenge to start and happened to catch your first challenge on Harem Hotel Hereafter (though the Hotel’s streaming service may be branded differently for you). I’m not quite sure why I felt compelled to write when I saw the request for fan mail, but I feel that I should. From what little I saw, you seem to be handling this whole thing better than I was when I was at your point in this interdimensional smut game; you might be handling it better than I am now, in fact. Maybe it’s the stress of the last couple of days getting to me, but the game never seems to get any easier.

Take care of them, Mark. It doesn’t matter that none of you asked for this, it is your responsibility to get them through this as sane and whole as possible. Dealing with eliminations hurts, even if the one being eliminated earned it several times over, speaking from very recent experience.

(SECTION REDACTED BY PRODUCER FROM ALL BUT MASTER)
Despite how terrible my host has been, we somehow have a budget for fan mail gifts, as is tradition. Maybe she was planning on using it as a slush fund after the season’s done when none of us realized we could have used it? Who cares; it’s a resource and I’m going to exploit it hopefully for your benefit.
So, assuming this gets through, a present, a little magic to brighten your day: A Ring of Spell Storage, loaded with a single casting of Shield, Absorb Elements, and Counterspell (all cast into the ring at base level). Hopefully you know Dungeons of Delving well enough. I’m sure you can make Cassandra’s life interesting with an unexpected trick or two.
(ADDED BY THE PRODUCER)
Hello Mark. I’m sure you are smart enough to know who I am. I have modified the Ring Harper sent you. Cassandra would never have allowed you to have this. But I want you to. No one, not even Cassandra will be able to see the ring except you. Also I modified the spells slightly so they will actually be useful to you, while keeping them on theme for the gift. The ring can also store other magic once you make room in the item. I know Cassandra has painted me as a Hellspawn. She is correct. I am a devil, wicked and cruel. I am not a liar however. Trickster maybe. Liar never. So, know that I see great potential in you, and it is being squandered by Cassandra being your host. While I’d love to add her to my collection, I think she might look better in yours. Did you know that there is an item in the BP store that halves the cost of BP purchases for 24 hrs? Just something you might want to look at, in case there is a really big purchase you want to buy. Have fun and cause Cassandra some trouble. She really shouldn’t try to stab your goddess in the back so often.
(END REDACTION)

Regards,
Harper

“Thanks Harper… I actually read a bit about you before being pulled into this myself. I hope you can handle your transformations, they don’t seem nearly as kind as mine. Also I thank you for your… support… and advice. Getting everyone through this sane is my top priority.”

“Mark? Why did you say support like that?” Cassandra squinted at him.

“Huh? Like what? Oh what’s this it looks like you got some mail too Cassandra.”

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Cassandra: Why are you sabotaging Laura? Is it just because she's the front runner or do you hate her for another reason?

“I’m not answering this.” Cassandra looked off to the side into space. “No, I’m not. What do you mean the Q&A section requires the host to answer too!? Of course he fucking changed the rules. I fucking hate him so god damn much. Fine. I’m not deliberately sabotaging her. No matter what Mark might say. I actually really love Laura’s can fuck attitude, and her excitement for her transformations.” Cassandra looked like she wanted to stop there but couldn’t “FINE, I’m a little envious of her… So… I might just let things happen, and not try to prevent problems. But I am not actively sabotaging her.”

Cassandra- Congratulations on the season, dear. Shame you had such a rough start there but things do seem to have worked themselves out. I'm sure you've noticed things have gotten rather strained between you and Mark and already have plans to patch the relationship, I certainly don't want to tell you how to do your job. You get enough of that grief from your Producer. Good luck with your plans for the sextuplets and I would take it as a personal favor if you'd be a touch **** with Laura. I'm certain this season will go well and then I'll owe you congratulations on a whole different scale. P.S. If your sheep doesn't stop bad mouthing cow girls I'm not certain I can keep Tracy from doing something drastic. Try not to be too harsh if she manages to find her way onto your set, I doubt she'd intend to do much more than 'sheer' Aubrey. -Shar (enclosed blessed bottle of fine Irish mead in a basket full of roses)

“Thank you for your kind words Shar. Always lovely to hear from you. For once You, Tracy, my Producer and I are all on the same page about something. Aubrey needs to learn to stop bad mouthing cow-girls. I can’t technically allow Tracy to do that, but I heard a weird rumor that Tracy can simply go invisible at will, I don’t know if that’s true but that would definitely be an issue. I might not even see her come sheer Aubrey if that was true. What could I do without conclusive proof either. I can’t go punishing another Host’s contestant on a hunch.”

Dear Cassandra, Love, love, love what you've got going so far. I've watched so many of your previous seasons. There is no bigger fan than me when it comes to hosts actually caring about the happiness of their master and harems. I'm sorry that they are so ungrateful about it sometimes (though Mark's antics are sometimes quite humorous). I'm sorry that your producer is such a jerk though. Sexy punishment TFs are one thing but I got rid of eliminations from my season for a reason. The fact that he purposefully comes up with such awful elimination TFs just makes it worse. I'd ask my mom to help but you know how producers are about infighting. I believe you can overcome him though. I wish you all the best in your goals, both official and otherwise.

Best wishes from a fellow host and fan,
Sally

P. S. If the best should happen and Talia gets a tie I recommend just combining the TFs and removing the part about messing with Talia's feelings. I think forcing the feelings on her will just cause Mark to pull away and we both don't want that I think. Just a suggestion.

“Well, hello Sally. Alas I wish I had met your mother before my current producer. She is a much better person. I’d do without elimination TFs too if I could. Alas my contract is very clear. And thank you Sally for recognizing I’m just trying to make those on my show happy at the end of it.

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Freya found herself teleported on stage with everyone else. “Cassandra? May I ask why you teleported me here?”

“You got some mail and a present.”

Dear Freya,

While the circumstances that led to your employ, were less than ideal it is always a joy to see you and your sisters on one of Cassandra's seasons. And this time may be the best for y'all yet as you have entered the employ of a very kind master. I see that you especially are enjoying being in Mark's employ. Although you really need to get some people over to Petra's shop. I'm sure the poor thing is dying of loneliness at this point. Also you looked damn fine in that outfit from the slumber party. You should wear that more often.

Forever rooting for your families happiness,
Sally

P. S. Due to a time crunch I find myself unable to send your sisters letters this time. Please send them my best wishes and to make it up to y'all I am sending my famously delicious cake. Please get together with the others and share it. I personally guarantee the taste.

“Thank you so much Sally, I’m sure that Hilde will be ecstatic to have the cake.” Freya eyed it suspiciously. “I’ll make sure the others have a chance to try it. I have been wanting people to go to Petra’s and Maja’s more, they do get bored rather quickly, but they do watch the other season’s of Harem Hotel, to help pass the time. Thank you for the compliment about the outfit. I’m afraid it has had a very unfortunate accident. ASTRID might have thrown it in the incinerator instead of the washer.”

“Thank you so much for participating, Freya.” Cassandra said. “And thank you all for your lovely submissions and gifts. I’m sure they will enjoy them immensely. Tune in soon for some exciting results and get your votes in if you haven’t yet.”