girl ur missing it

ISLA

girl. GIRL.

STACY

what
u drunk already

ISLA

no
ok yes
but listen
u should’ve come

STACY

lol no i shouldn’t have
is it mid?
tell me it’s mid

ISLA

it’s not mid.
it’s highkey insane
like i don’t even know how to explain what’s happening rn

STACY

stop
is it that thing where everyone pretends the nerds are hot for a night and we all wake up ashamed tmrw?

ISLA

NO stfu
they’re actually kind of??
idk??
like raj made me laugh so hard i snorted in front of nick

STACY

wait raj??
like raj w/ the anime hoodie raj?
joey’s friend raj??

ISLA

YES
but like
he’s kinda funny when u’re not making fun of him??
and he has this stupid dimple when he smirks
anyway that’s not the story

STACY

ok tell me
who made out in the hot tub

ISLA

no hot tub
worse
JOEY. GRANGER.
has a cult

STACY

lol what
like a literal one? candles and robes?

ISLA

no like a girl cult
MADDY and AYNSLEY are both on him like he’s harry styles dipped in whipped cream
and get this
INDIRA PATEL IS HERE

STACY

shut UP
indira doesn’t even like people
she thinks everyone smells like cafeteria

ISLA

she is literally smiling at him
like actual teeth
she touched his ARM

STACY

EW??
what is going on
did he get hot???

ISLA

no
like… maybe???
he still looks like a library
but he has… aura
like
girl he SAID something and aynsley stopped talking mid-sentence like she got paused

STACY

like a remote control paused??

ISLA

like full buffer wheel
and then she just giggled and started nodding like he was socrates or some shiz

STACY

i’m sorry but that’s a hex
u all need salt and prayer

ISLA

i’m not even kidding
taylor’s with nick and she keeps doing this fake laugh thing like she’s trying to decode a puzzle
but even SHE’S looking at joey every five seconds like he’s going to levitate

STACY

ok i’m literally putting on pants
don’t let the hot girls join a cult without me

ISLA

too late
we already sacrificed a junior for clout
joey blinked and a vape exploded

STACY

BYE
be so fr rn
is he like… mean? or weird? like what’s his thing

ISLA

he’s so normal it’s scary
like he said hi to me and i got nervous
why did i get nervous???
i’ve literally chewed out principals with more authority than him

STACY

nah you’ve been bewitched
he’s a teen warlock

ISLA

he had the audacity to say “you look nice tonight”
and i said “so does ur face”
LIKE??????

STACY

girl ur spiraling
is he actually like…a thing now??

ISLA

he’s THE thing
he’s the moment
he’s the main character and i don’t know when that happened

STACY

ok well i’m not missing the revolution
on my way
if i end up joining a joey granger fan club just promise to slap me

ISLA

no promises
i might already be president