Johnny's Still in Town

Aerith and Cloud exited the Don's estate, walking back to the core of the Wall Market, when Cloud saw Johnny.

"Hey, I remember you, you're that bastard ... where's Tifa?" the himbo asked, his jacket unzipped, his muscular abs on show. Cloud sighed. Not this guy again. He looked back over his shoulder at the Don's estate.

"So that's the way it is, hmm? Tifa's been invited into the don's estate… so we've got to break her out," he said, rubbing his hands together.

"There is no we to it," Cloud said irritably.

"C'mon, Tifa's my girl. She was my first, you know. Eighteenth birthday. An entire night with her, and everytime I see her since, she's ready to fuck. She knows I'm not graduating high from Shinra U, or a SOLDIER, or any bullshit like that. But she likes me for me. I know ... cause of how wet she is, now needy she is. You know what I'm talking about?" Johnny smiled conspiratorially at Cloud.

"Whatever," Cloud said. "We need to get her out of there."

"But! To earn such a privilege, you must first win the approval of one of the Trio. Right? Meaning! I now know what I must do to save her! Stay strong, Tifa! Help is on the way! Johnny's comin', baby!" Johnny ran towards the pharmacy, all energy and no brain.

"Not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?" Aerith observed.