Sara Meadows vs. Ingrid Bang

"Welcome back folks to our second match for the first round. We have two porn stars are looking to fight and take no prisoners!"

"Yes, let's see how they handle each other." McVan says.

Generic music comes on.

"Coming to the ring first." Cloudy yells, "She's a southern bell and willing to show you the proper manners of the south. She is Sara Meadows!"

People cheered as Sara comes out in a red bikini with a big smile.

" A lovely specimen whose been in a whole of lot of historic and comedy pornos."

"Yes." McVan adds, "As in the South's Dick Will Rise Again and in The Dukes of Anal. Both films Sara can claim she's been part of."

Sara gets into the ring and does a cute pose while she winks at the audience.

"And how!"

Generic Norwegian music comes on

"And her opponent." Cloudy yells, "She's a Amazon from the North. She is Ingrid Bang!"

Ingrid comes out in a blue bikini, looking serious as she walks down the ramp.

"Yes, horny viewers. That Norwegian beauty from the high North real last name is Bang. That is not her stage name. How fortuitous she became a porn star."

"Yes." Mcvan says, "Because banging is what she does. Bang all the staff members on the pornos she does, bangs the actors, actresses, and even a lover or two of mine."

"Ouch that has to hurt. How do you handle it McVan?"

McVan smiles, "I have my ways."

Both women walk up to the each other and shakes hands before going to their side of the ring.

The bell then rings.