North London and Emma Watson

The label on the bottle says VERTO, below it an inscription in Latin, 'aperiens utrem hanc vitam mutabit in aeternum'...opening this bottle will change your life forever as Emma reads it aloud, on the label is a picture of the 'I Dream of Jeannie' bottle....her favorite show.

"Can you translate this inscription sir" being told "sorry miss", "how much for this bottle of wine"? $50.00 but for you Miss Watson I'll make it $35.00...I'm a big fan of your movies", paying the price she takes the wine home.

To celebrate her bachelor's degree in English literature from Brown University Emma invites Bonnie over for a girls weekend of fun, food, and flirting...naturally she accepts having bonded with Emma during the Harry Potter movies arriving a few hours later.

"EMMA"..."BONNIE" hugging each other, "it's been to long we should have done this before now" Emma says, "come in and take your coat off". Doing so Emma sees a slender, sexier and much hotter, more sylphlike version of the 23 year old, "your lips are fuller and your breasts look bigger".

"Hyaluronic acid for both Char, I like my new look and thanks for noticing"