Uber time for the naked ladies

"Never you mind about the clothes or the photo," Tracy just snapped back, "but time for you to Uber home. Welcome to R.E.D.!"

"Oh, you fucking bitch!" Jessica texted back, "But thanks." To that second message Tracy simply reacted with a kissing-face emoji.

Jessica picked up her purse and slung it over her shoulder, taking her Maps app out and using it to guide her out of the woods. She walked through the woods, irked at how Renee started following her.

"This is all your fault!" Renee hissed at Jessica, "You're in on it, aren't you?"

"In on what?" Jessica just sighed back, "And my clothes got stolen too, ya dingus!"

"Yeah, 'got stolen'. I didn't even see them there. Face it, you're just a nudist freak they used as bait. And I'm stupid enough to fall for it!"

"I am not a nudist!" Jessica countered.

"Then how come, in all of a year and a half, I have never, ever once seen you with clothes on?"

"I don't know, maybe because you're such a preppy perfect bitch that you never notice us regular girls when we wear hoodies and sweatpants!"

"Alright, can I use your phone to call somebody?"

"After I call an Uber," Jessica conceded.

"That's a great idea!" Renee beamed, "I don't have the keys for my car anymore." Actually, she did, since Tracy left them by the pond, but she was too panicked and nervous to notice.

"I never said it was for you," Jessica sneered at the suggestion as she set the appointment at the woods parking lot. She could have used her parents to pick her up since they might be home now, but she didn't want to relive the embarrassment of last year.

"Come on, man, I gotta get home and get a locksmith for my car," Renee pouted.

"I am not paying extra to go that distance," Jessica argued, "the Uber is to my place only, and you better believe I'm Venmoing you for your share."

"Deal!" Renee agreed as Jessica sighed at this turn of events.