Tulip "Mama" Luv vs. Sakae Saura

"Welcome back to MWL, the Mixed Wrestling League! I am Fred "The Pimp" Marcello and next to me is David Smith!"

"How its going Fred the man! Man oh man what a great show we already have here in MWL, live at the Secret Twist club in Tokyo, Japan!"

"You are right there Smith! Let's look at the highlights of tonight's show!"

Clips show of women in cheap costumes doing bad promos where they forgot their lines or the mikes were so low that one could hear the audience more then they could hear the actual wrestlers. Other clips show women, and some men ruining their spots, with missed falls or bad rollups. Even one spot where a man was on the turnbuckle ready to jump onto a stack of tables but instead hit the mat. Other clips show women handcuffing another woman to a turnbuckle then twerking her ass into her face. More clips show women slapping the other with a comical dildo before pinning them. Some other clips show women in the back stripping each other naked and getting their heads between the other woman's legs and start to "eat" each out in a poor fashion.

"Man, oh man if you thought that was hot. Think about what great match we have to determine our first MWL champion!" David yells.

"That's right, David." Fred yells, "We are going to see ass, tits, pussy you name in the main event. As our commissioner and owner of MWL, Baron Hampton, has made this match a Full Frontal Nudity match. In order to make sure the two baddest bitches we have here don't misbehave with the weapons they like hide in their costumes."

"Ladies and gentlemen." The ring announcer said, looking tired and defeated as he looks at his card, "This match is set to determine the first ever MLW Champion and it will be a Full Frontal Nudity match!"

People cheered and whistled as the announcer just rolled his eyes.

Music comes on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSSxnv1_J2g

Mike yells, "And coming to the ring first. She's the mother that everyone wished they had. She is Tulip "Mama" Luv!"

Tulip comes wearing a pink bikini and thong that barely fit her and where the top had milk stains carrying a jug in her hands.

"Look at the great Mama Luv. Man, oh man how much I wish I could get my lips around those jugs... I mean jug." Fred says.

Tulip comes and claps a few hands half heartedly before she gets into the ring.

Tulip goes to the turnbuckle and lies against it after putting the jug down, looking tired and frustrated.

The referee, a young girl in a sexy referee outfit comes to Tulip and starts to undress her but Tulip brushes her off.

"Uh oh. It looks like Mama doesn't want to undress."

"I don't know why she should." Fred says, "She has the hottest body that any MILF would have."

The music changes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhxrQNL8Yic

Mike then yells, "And a woman who some might say is already a Queen here in Japan. She is Sakae Saura!"

Sakae comes out wearing a very colorful kimono. She ignores the crowd cheering and raising their hands out to her.

She gets into the ring and bows her head to the ring announcer

Tulip just rolls her eyes as Sakae then starts to swing, allowing her kimono swings outwards showing Sakae is not wearing anything underneath as she goes to her knees. She closes her eyes and bows to the crowd.

Before she could get up, Tulip leaps up and steal the mike from ring announcer, making Sakae look up in surprised.

"Okay, okay, cut the music. Cut the fucking music!" Tulip yells.

"Wait... what's going!" David screams.

"I don't know...." Fred says, sounding genuinely disturbed, "This isn't in the notes!"