Yes. To save Gaara— for no other reason!

Naruto thought. He considered the best wording for his wish. Balancing downsides and consequences, to upsides and opportunities. Images of all the ways Temari could use her lean and fit, but still wonderfully feminine body for his enjoyment dominated his mind, but he managed to stay focused!

"Alright." He paused at the last tree before the forest gave way to grassland. "Anko, I wish that I knew how best to help Temari's brother, so that she can give me a sexual favor of her choice once our mission is complete."

The slight blush on Temari's cheeks deepened, but she shook it off, nodding resolutely. "That's acceptable." She said steadily.

"Glad that's settled!" The genie chirped. "Granted."

Once again, Anko snapped her fingers, and information poured into Naruto's mind. He then immediately facepalmed. Everyone stared for a second, then Anko followed suit in the palming of faces.

"We're so stupid sometimes!" They said in near-unison, causing Sakura in particular to do a double take.

They acted so similar! She thought. No wonder they fit together so well.

"What? What's wrong?" Temari demanded, the fact they were only exasperated all that was keeping her mostly calm. "Did the magic not work?"

"I forgot to mention which brother! Kankuro is in Suna, in a coma from some strange poison they can't treat well." Naruto held out a placating hand. "He's stable, I think, but he's still in a coma."

The blonde woman had a pained look on her face, torn between which brother to help first. And which would be best for her Village as well. "I understand." Temari clenched her fists and bowed her head. "Gaara has to be the priority. Wish again. Be specific this time!"

Naruto blanched and Anko brightened. Two sexual favors! "Wait, are you sure? You don't have to—"

"Just do it! I'm already giving you one favor." She bit out, refusing to look at anyone.

Naruto stared, and blinked as he suddenly saw an aura of growing pink and gold mixed with touches of red appear around Temari. Showing a small amount of friendship, moderate lust and attraction, and a core of deep respect. Oh right, I can do that now. I wonder what Sakura... He shook the thought off. He had confirmation that Temari was at least fond of him, so no more delays.

"I wish I knew exactly where Gaara was being held and by who, so Temari would give me a second sexual favor of her choice once our mission is complete." He said again.

The flow of information made Naruto's expression harden into intense focus that surprised the rest of the team. "He's being held in a cave in the southeast." Almost the opposite direction from Suna, in another country. "There are two Akatsuki. A man named Deidara who specializes in bombs and constructs made of clay, and a puppet and poisons master named Sasori. He..." Naruto grimaced in distaste. "Turned himself into a puppet somehow."

Temari's eyes widened. "The Scorpion? He's alive?"

"Not for long." Naruto promised. "I know exactly how to kill him. He bound his chakra to his heart— it's the only part of him that's still human."

Kakashi spoke up. "That's good Intel to have. I know about this Deidara. He's dangerous, but not much in a direct fight. Especially if we can pin him down quickly." His body settled into an easy stance ready for battle. "We can do this."

"What about Kankuro?"

Naruto winced. "He'd need a specialized healer from what info I got..."

"Then I had best hurry on to Suna, shouldn't I?" Sakura declared. "I've spent years being personally trained by the greatest Medic on the continent. I'll be most able to help there."

"Sakura! You don't have to—"

"I do! This isn't about me being unconfident in my combat abilities, it's about me being confident in my medical skills." She stared into his eyes for a long second. "Are you saying you don't think I can do it?"

"Of course not!"

"Then I need to get to Suna as fast as possible, it's what's best for the mission."

Kakashi nodded at her words. "Leaving the three of us to find the missing Kazekage." He gave a look to Naruto and Anko, then to Temari. "Any objections?"

"Yeah," Anko raised a hand and pointed to Sakura. "Not to knock the Hokage's apprentice an' all, but we definitely shouldn't leave someone alone for this."

"I am not being left out of this fight!" Temari cut her off furiously.

"I wasn't suggesting you to." Anko said, casually making a hand sign. Two Ankos appeared where there had been one. "I'm just saying Pinkie and I need some one-on-one time~" the left Anko leered and bent forward, allowing her trench coat to fall down to her elbows.

"Ah! Take this seriously!" Sakura protested, averting her eyes from the display of cleavage.

"Nothing could be more serious than this~ fufufu..."

"How will a clone be of any help? That'll only distract and weaken you." Temari accused.

"It's a solid clone made from magic." Naruto swung a hand to smack the clone's ass, earning himself a yelp-moan and a several pairs of eyes staring at him. "She can't be dispelled by a single hit!"

Sakura turned bright red and opened her mouth to berate him, then no words came out as she realized nothing Naruto just did was really wrong. Anko was his Sex Genie, her Master can touch and grope her however he wished. That is what she was for. She was left spluttering uselessly for a second as the Anko clone melted into the hand still squeezing her ass.

"Narutoooo!" She still whined, fists clenched at her sides.

"What?" Anko asked. "You jealous? Just know you can join in whenever you wanna~"

The noise that came out of Sakura could make a dog cover it's ears from a mile away.

"Enough!" Kakashi declared, a calming hand on his student's shoulder. "It's settled. We split up. Sakura and an Anko to Suna to offer medical assistance. Then an **** team to rescue the Kazekage."

Naruto saluted, everyone else, even Temari and both Ankos, follow shortly after.

"Understood!"

With that, the rescue team split in two. A pair headed northwest into the desert, while the rest headed south into the rivers and valley of River Country.

"Hold on Gaara..." Naruto said under his breath, Temari grinning fiercely as she heard him, "help's on the way."