Zombie Ballbusting

You are chilling in your small base at night, when you suddenly hear a banging on the door.

You peek out of your window to find a cute looking zombie guy. He has green, decaying skin. He's wearing a blue shirt and tight, blue jeans.

Between his legs, you can see a large bulge. His big balls are straining against the fabric of denim.

You have a feeling being hit there wouldn't feel too good, despite him being a zombie. And witch such big targets, its gonna be hard to miss.