A totally real chapter that’s really real and not at all an April Fool’s Day prank even

And then everyone realized you were stupid and dumb and they hated you and punched your dick off and threw you down the stairs and Wonder Woman and Power Girl were down there and all their boobs and butts were flat and lame and they said you were flat and lame and then your dick grew back but really small and stupid and even stupider and then it fell off again and everyone and everything laughed and laughed and LAUGHED AND AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-

You screamed awake sweating, panting, and confused. Everything seemed normal; your ding dong was still massive, the photo of your two quasi moms you have on your nightstand still boasted tits & ass to the ****, you could even hear Harley gushing over you again to the other harem girls in the other room. Really the only standout weird thing was a note attached to the calendar, which you promptly opened and read.

Heeeey cutie! Sorry for the mindscrew back there, had to stay on theme. To make it up to you, I brained all your ladies to, for the rest of the day, cum as hard as they can whenever you say the word ‘the’. Have fun with that!

See ya in the funny papers,

PP

You just had to glance at the calendar to realize, it was April first. April Fool’s Day. Figures. You were about to head to the kitchen to test that ‘the’ thing out, when you noticed the note had a backside.

P. S. Here’s a little something to get your Johnson started ;P

https://www.tumblr.com/theabsoluteworst80/779576580469030912

Hachi machi.

TAP: Happis Apriled Fül ever-body!!! Real chapter tomorrow :)