"Long term relationship

with you doctor, this is all confidential right"? "Yes Miss Swift, I mean Taylor anything you say stays between you and me, that HIPPA doctor/patient confidentiality thing". This puts her at ease..."ok, well I'm 35 and haven't had intercourse yet"!

"So you're a virgin Taylor, you've never been with a male in the physical sense, the whole penis-in-vagina, 'hunka chunka'...copulating with a man insemination thing"? "No unfortunately not, I mean I want to be fucked it's just...I don't know, it's scary being tied down to one man never knowing if he'll leave me for someone younger...firmer...prettier than me".

"PRETTIER THAN YOU TAYLOR, HE'D HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE IDIOT, IF YOU WERE MY WIFE I'D NEVER LEAVE YOU...EVER"!