A Job Opens Up

The next two and a half hours were filled with some of the most exciting and intoxicatingly interesting scientific knowledge of the 21st century! Norma had some of modern days top minds working for her on new experiments in gene therapy, mechanical engineering, and even medicine!

“If my calculations are correct… you’ll have a cure for cancer within the next year!” Was an actual fucking sentence I got to say on this trip! How fucking awesome was that? This trip was making my nerdy little mind more horny than any of those sexy DnD games me and Harriette used to play together.

The more we spoke the more I fell in love with this place! I got to speak with incredible minds, who absolutely loved me, by the way, got first hand experience with incredibly advanced pieces of technology, and even got an opportunity to play with a super advanced nuclear super computer! They didn’t even have one of those in the Baxter Building!

While I was nerding out to Norma about her work, which probably did nothing more than stroke her already inflated ego, I was starting to notice that Harriette was really just… kind of there. Her and her mother hadn’t spoken much this entire trip, and after last night I could kind of see why.

“Well… Uh… Ms. Osborn.” I start to say with a small grin, taking a quick step back as my heart started to pound. “I do think it may be time we start heading out.” Those words absolutely killed me to say, as there was so much more cool stuff to play with, but I could see Harriettes face light up slightly in the corner of my eye, which told me I was doing the right thing.

“Oh! Oh yes of course, look at the time!” Norma said as she took a look at her watch and a light blush started to grow across her face. “You two really should be-“

“Norma! Norma!” The voice of a raspy, higher pitched woman screamed from across the lab, and as soon as it did Norma’s head already hung in shame, before slowly and begrudgingly turning around to face a very pretty, and very petite woman who came rushing up to us.

“Ladies…” Norma says hesitantly, a small growl escaping her otherwise professional tone as she stared down the woman in front of her. “Meet Ariana… Ariana Toomes. The-“

“The leading woman in all things involving mechanical engineering here at Oscorp!” Ariana quickly said, beaming with pride as she looked up to the sky, hands on her hips like she was some kind of super hero, waiting for her theme music… but in reality we just stood there awkwardly. Norma just quickly glanced at us and shook her head, before turning back to Ariana.

“What do you want, you Buzzard?” Norma asks, crossing her arms underneath her chest. “It better not be a waste of my time, I was just showing my daughters the door.” My eyebrows raise for a second as Norma says daughters… as in plural, and my eyes quickly glance over to Harriete who’s blush only grows more full as she clenches her fist.

“Not a chance Ms. Osborn! I’ve got it down this time!” Toomes says quickly, as she pulls out a clipboard that I assume was clipped to her back and shows it to her boss excitedly. “I finally cracked the code for flight… I know you didn’t like the wings idea from before-“

“They were tacky and hideous.” Norma interrupted, which caused Ariana to pause and glare at her, before clearing her throat and continuing.

“SO. I worked on the jetpack hovering idea you mentioned and… check it out!” She raised two fingers to her mouth and a loud, high pitched whistle rung out that silenced the entire lab. For a second… that’s all there was, silence, and stillness, as the world waited for whatever in the hell this woman was summoning. Then, softly, you could hear it.

“Is that a… jet engine?” I ask, raising an eyebrow slightly as Ariana’s pride neglected to diminish as she nods with a huge smile.

“Yes it is Harriette!” She says to me, which I didn’t feel like correcting her at the time. My spider-senses started to go crazy, and as I looked down the hall that Ariana was looking to, there was a bright orange glow moving very quickly towards us, as the sound of the engine got louder and louder.

“That… that’s moving really fast.” I say softly, which only made Ariana’s smile grow even more. “Like… really fast.” Ariana’s silence made way for the loud scream of the woman on the jet, hurling directly towards us. “A little too fast…” I grumble as my eyes get wide. Quickly, while everyone was staring at the commotion, I grabbed both Norma and Harriette by their hips and pulled them aside, using a hint of my super strength to get them to move, and threw the three of us away as a woman rocketing on a jetpack shot right past where we were standing.

“I CAN’T STOP!” Was the only thing I heard as the woman shot past us, before the roar of the jet engine overtook her voice. If I was in hero gear I would have stopped her, webbed her quickly and got her off the jet, but as a civilian? All I could do was stand and watch as the woman crashed into one of the servers of the nuclear computer, sending an electrical wave throughout the entire building that caused us to lose power for a couple seconds, before the backup generator turned on.

“Whoops…” Ariana said quietly, her face cringing as she slowly turned her body to face Norma, who was standing now, her face redder than her hair in infuriation. “I can fix it! I promise!” Ariana said loudly and quickly as she started to back away from the red-headed MILF.

“You are gonna do no such thing.” Norma growls as she approaches Ariana and grabs her by the arm in a firm grip, that causes the petite blonde to yelp a little bit. “You destroy my lab, trying to recreate a fraction of the technology that Tonya Stark built in a fucking cave, with a box of scrap!” Norma screams, barking down at the poor woman who shrunk in her spot as she stared up at the red-head. “And, in the process, you put the most important woman in the world to me in danger, as well as her best friend!”

I hate to say it, but Harriette actually perked up a little bit at that comment, a smile growing across her face as she gave me a quick look of did you hear that? And my response was a silent really? not right now!

“I… I’m sorry I…” Ariana started to say in a timid voice, before two large futanari security guards approach her on either side and hook into her arms, holding her in place and even lifting her off the ground, facing Norma who looked at her with a glare that would turn Medusa to stone.

“You’re fired. And your final paycheck will be used to fix my lab.” Norma says in a cold, stoic voice. Ariana’s eyes go wide, her jaw drops, and she immediately tries to squirm out of the much larger women’s grasp, with no use, as they started to lead her away.

“You can’t do this! Norma! You can’t!” She screams, as she’s lead into the elevator. “You’ll be sorry!”