You Bet Your Plump Spider-Butt It Can!

Gwen was too focused on her papers for her to notice me come in, but as I started to approach her she raised one finger before I could even say anything. She didn’t even look up at me, but her face was cold, and as she spoke her voice was even colder.

“First of all, if you even try and talk to me, at all, I’m telling Kendra to revoke your internship because you sexually harassed me.” She says firmly, and I quickly and silently nodded at her words. She looked up at me for a quick second to notice my response, before scooting her chair over slightly to give me room to put my stuff down and sit next to her.

“So… was there a second of all-?” I whisper, before I’m cut off with another sharp glare from Gwen, whose singular finger raises once again, which quickly causes me to shut up with a small eep!. I didn’t know what got into her, before she left she was absolutely adorable! Now? She was scary… Super fucking sexy! But also scary!

“Second of all, Kendra told me you were late for your coffee date, and I got my ass chewed out by her for possibly wasting her time with you.” She says with a quick growl. My eyes flickered from her eyes, down to her ass that, somehow, seemed even more plump than it did the day she left. “Hey! Eyes up here pervert. I don’t mean she literally chewed my ass out.”

“Hey, from what I remember you didn’t exactly dislike a good ass eating.” I quipped with a small smirk, having somewhat of a strike of confidence as the woman spoke, though her cold glare quickly made me sink back into my shell.

“Because, when we were dating, suffocating you with my ass cheeks was the only way to get that mouth of yours to shut up and do something useful.” She snarled, before rolling her eyes and glancing back down at her textbooks. “My point is, don’t make me look like a fool for recommending you. If you’re late for your first day you may as well not come in at all. That would be easier for me to explain.” She growled again in a soft whisper as the professor took the podium.

“…Noted.” I whisper back as my shoulders slump and I quickly look up to the professor. She clears her throat and, with a smile, starts to address the room. Normally I didn’t exactly love this professor’s lectures, but anything to get myself out of this conversation with Gwen.

“Ladies!” The professor screams out impatiently, which causes the class to quiet down very quickly. She waits only a couple seconds for the couple stragglers to quit talking, before her small smile once again grows on her face. “Today we are going to be talking about something extra special! Who here knows anything about pheromones?”

A few people start to raise their hand, myself and Gwen included, and the professor starts to look around the room with approval. Though her eyes narrow in on a muscular blonde towards the back of the class, one arm around a latina cheerleader, the other holding a football as she throws it in the air absent mindedly.

“How about you, Ms. Thompson?” The professor calls as the jock, for the first time probably all semester, gives her attention to the front of the class, rather than fingering the cheerleader next to her. “Could you possibly give us an example of a pheromone used in nature?” She asks, raising an eyebrow softly.

“Uh… duh!” The jock says quickly, which makes the professor raise her eyebrows a bit, thinking that Faith might actually have an answer. “Isn’t that what Brazzers uses to make their pornstars last longer in bed or something?” Her response causes an eruption of laughter from the rest of the class, but only gets a quick grimace from the professor.

“I think you may have gotten one too many hits to the head on the football field, Faith.” The professor says, which got a couple more giggles from the class, before the professor started to begin her lesson. “Did you know, even species such as spiders have pheromones that attract the fairer sex?” She begins as she flips to the first slide. “Widow spiders, for example, use something known as Serine derivatives to attract a mate. And then-“

As the professor continues, Gwen, who had also giggled a bit at the professors burn, quickly looked at me out of the corner of her eye and smiled. “I see Faith is still the same bone-head she was when I left.” She said, her voice somewhat playful and it made me chuckle as well.

“You don’t know the half of it… ever since she started dating Liz Allen? I actually lose brain cells when those two walk in a room.” This only made Gwen laugh a little harder, doing her best not to interrupt the class, and for once it somewhat felt like old times again. “One time, and I swear to God, Faith thought the periodic table was a fancy new lunch menu, and Liz tried to order uranium because she thought it was a new smoothie flavor.”

“Still not as bad as the time she thought the Incredible She-Hulk was just a regular woman on steroids.” Gwen quipped back which just made me finally crack up and laugh a little too loudly. As I do the professor quickly whips around and stares at the two of us with a stern expression.

“Ms. Parker? Ms. Stacy? Do you have anything you two would wish to share?” Almost instantly both of our cheeks got very red, we sat up straight, and shook our head almost in sync like the good students we actually were. “Well alright then. Anyway class, beings such as lizards use _ergosterol _to find themselves a partner…”

As the professor continued we stayed frozen in place for a few more seconds before she turned her back, and the two of us broke into giggling fits. Sure, we were good students, but we were also the two smartest women in the room by far. Most of this stuff we learned in high school already anyway.

As class went on and on the two of us made quick little quips and jokes towards each other and about our peers, and it felt like we were really sharing a moment. My heart felt more full than it had in years, and I had a wide smile that felt almost permanent on my face as I talked to her. Everything was going great and… I just had to fuck it up didn’t I?

As the class was dismissed and Gwen began packing her bags I may have caught myself staring. She really was beautiful, and this figure? She must have been working out or, maybe she got some work done? But it all looked too natural.

My mind was totally lost and blanking as she slung her bag over her shoulder and sighed. “It… was actually nice talking to you, Parker. Maybe this won’t be as bad of an experience after all.” She said with a quick smile. “I’ll see you at the lab!” She says, before turning around and starting to walk down the aisle towards the door. Every step her ass swayed and jiggled almost hypnotically, and I felt my mind start to slip at the sight.

I couldn’t stop myself, my focus was on her beauty, my mind was blank, and my mouth just spoke. And as soon as I said it I wanted to take it back:

“Yup! See ya there babe! Love ya!”

The pair of us froze as I saw her body jump slightly in the aisle. She didn’t turn back, and she didn’t say anything else and… honestly? I wasn’t sure if that was better or worse for me. After a second she just kept on walking, this time a little bit faster and more scurried as she rushed out the door.

I was stuck frozen as well, staring after her with my jaw somewhat hung open, and my tongue caught in my throat. I felt like I could stay there for hours, before I felt a strong hand clap my shoulder and a loud chuckle escape my lips.

“Yo… bitch… that was stupid as fuck of you.” Faith said with a loud and hearty laugh, and I didn’t even have to look back to know Liz was right in tow as I could hear her giggle too. “But you should close your mouth before I decide to stick my dick in it, slut.” She chuckles, before shoving me down to the ground as she laughs and walks away.

As I fell, with another small yelp, my backpack spilled papers and textbooks all over the floor, and my spider-suit was completely exposed. In a rush, and with a sigh, I packed everything back up, slung the bag over my shoulder, and ran out of the lecture hall to my next class with bright red cheeks.

Maybe she didn’t hear me?