Could be worse

He had Luna's panties in his hand, a nice piece of black, lacey lingerie. "You don't tell anyone about it, and I won't tell anyone what kind of panties you wear... These seem quite risque..."

Luna blushed bright red. Her thoughts began to flow into his mind. "I really wanna get married. I would love it if a nice man asked me out. Someone that would take me to a fancy restaurant because he wants to impress me. I wouldn't even care if he was a bit perverted or wanted to marry other girls. I just wanna get married and finally try out sex. All my friends say it is the best! I wanna try!"

"Kazuma!" she paused. Then took a deep breath. "Kazuma! How dare you steal Darkness' panties in front of me!" she shouted, trying to deflect Kazuma's attempt to **** her back.

All the adventurers looked. "Really? First Chris, then Megumin. Now Darkness? How high is his luck stat?!" someone questioned.

Actually, these are yours, Luna," Kazuma quickly recovered. "Want me to prove it by actually stealing Darkness's panties? I'm keeping yours hidden from view for now, you really want to press this?"

Luna leaned in. "You wouldn't dare! She is your comrade! Even if you did! You think they would like you for doing that! Just what do you want!"

Darkness just blushed with hands in her face. Meanwhile Aqua gripped the desk struggling with what was likely the feeling Darkness was sending to her by clenching her thighs.

"I was bold enough to steal yours, you think I'd really hesitate to take hers?" he snorted.

Luna gave a mild pout. "Just what do you want already?"

"...you to agree to keep that little incident quiet... And maybe go out with us," Kazuma smirked.

"Go out with you?" Luna asked. "You know I am not an adventurer. What are you seeking, exactly?"

"I'm sorry. I just am kind of an idiot, you know this. I think you're beautiful though, and would love to take you out to dinner," Kazuma said, rubbing the back of his head. "You're always kind and cleaning up messes and just... well, I wanted to use some of this money to treat you. Or is that a no?"

Aqua heard the line of money. "Kazuma! Half of that money is mine!"

"I said "some!" Keep your panties on, idiot!" Kazuma shouted at her comically.

"Why, so you can swipe them later?" Aqua stuck out her tongue, getting laughs from the rest of the people present in the Guild.

He went beet red. "You'll be paying for that comment later," he growled, already plotting ****, his devious mind at work. Aqua shivered, unable to help feeling like she was going to regret everything soon.

Luna looked more seriously at him. "You'd never spoken like this before. What is your angle?"

"I just wanna take you out on a date. Like is it so hard to believe that I wanna ask a pretty girl out?" He smiled as he looked her..

"I dunno," she said clearly a bit of her red hitting her cheeks.

"That sounds to me like you don't have plans. Plus, what do you got to lose? A few hours. Still get a free dinner and who knows. Maybe you might like it!"

"...you're seriously okay with buying me dinner when there's a chance things won't go anywhere?" she questioned, still a bit skeptical he was really interested.

"A few Eris for even a shot with a sexy lady like yourself?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "I'd have to be a madman or gay to NOT take the shot. I've had dumber gambles in the past. And hey... my Luck stat's high. I'm feeling good about my chances," he said confidently.

"So where would you take me if I were to consider accepting?" Luna asked.

"I have something in mind. What time do you get off? I'll make reservations for an hour after. That way you have time to get ready. Sound good?" He said.