ALICE Ch 234

The British Grand Prix is the one that Alice would love to have just a little free time for. The circuit is in the country and instead of a modern hotel, they’re staying in an old-timey, Jane Austeny country manor that’s been made into something like a hotel. It is magnificent. And while Alice has become very careful about using the word British around Glynda and Faye, they still to some degree have something like a hometown advantage here. It would be perfect if Faye had the whole use of her body, which she does not. With both hands locked up, she’s really quite helpless and all Glynda will let her do is rest. She can’t even read anything without someone to turn the pages, leaving her to binge things on streaming. She says she’s glad to have an excuse to finally do her “Grand old anime watch,” and then she says words like “Utena” and “Gundam” and Alice considers suicide.

But watching those weird old cartoons isn’t worse than driving an hour to a rented studio to deal with Diorgasm.

“Like this?” Val asks.

They’re on a white backdrop: Alice and Patty Dunham, with Val between them. Alice and Patty face the camera, and so does Val, but she’s on her knees.

Alice and Patty wear black bikinis with overly tight, but otherwise sort of masculine bottoms while Val’s is unmistakably feminine. She looks good in it, not that Alice can think about that. It’s a testament to how painful this is that she can be present, in the moment, at this shoot at all.

Cosette looks on with a smirk. The photographer squats in front of them, keeping the camera low. Alice doesn’t have to see the final product to know what she’s in for.

Val has one hand on the back of Alice’s leg and the other on Patty’s.

On the surface, this ad is about Val’s insatiable lust as she kneels between two very visible bulges. It doesn’t matter that Val isn’t good at faking the signature Diorgasm horny look like Alice is. There’s no way it’s a coincidence that the other dick in this photo belongs to Patty of all people. It’s either because she is noticeably, even embarrassingly more hung than Alice… although it’s really just a matter of her cock being more proportionate to her larger body. Maybe Diorgasm wants people to see that Patty has a bigger penis. Or maybe they’re doing this because Patty is not Alice’s favorite person at the moment.

Cosette is a businesswoman, and outrage and drama sell better than anything in the F1 world. Maybe she’s trying to capitalize on this idea that Alice is supposed to be mad at Patty.

Well, it’s working.

“You look so good in that,” Patty says.

“Shut up, Patty,” Val mutters. “I’m the only one who has to do a face. Slutty face is actually hard for me.”

A moment passes.

“How do you know I was talking to you?” Patty asks, looking over at Alice. “Maybe I like narrow chicks. Just saying, Alice. If your car breaks down, I’ll give you a ride.”

If Alice’s teeth grind any harder, her jaw will crack.