John's Embarrassing Adventures

John seemed to have an effect on women that he didn't understand. John wasn't a bad looking guy, but nothing out of the ordinary. He was blessed in the endowment department, but it didn't explain how women treated him. It's like they knew he was too shy to object to refute their advances, and the result was like chumming the water. John had heard of the fight or flight response, but he had neither. He had the freeze and hope everything goes well response.

Some people might call John gullible, but he preferred optimistic. He wanted to believe that people were generally good and that a lot of the things that happened to him were accidents. That being said, these accidents seemed to happen a lot. It often happened that John was minding his own business when some strange circumstance would **** him into a compromising position. The worst part was it seemed that the more embarrassed John got, the more aroused he got. This led to some very awkward situations. John wasn't stupid, he knew that these situations mostly started as accidents but devolved from there. He partly blamed himself for reacting with such strong arousal that the women around him felt like it was his permission to continue. He also had to admit that even though he was easily embarrassed, the thrill he got from these situations was intense.

John had pretty much accepted his lot in life. It seemed like no matter what he did, he was inevitably going to end up embarrassed and to some degree of undressed, and he would expect no help from any of the women around him...