Breakfast

As Y/N walked down the stairs to his new home's kitchen, he had to admit breakfast smelled heavenly.

He entered the room, only to be thrown for another loop by the occupants.

"Good morning, baby brother~" A girl that wasn't Rias called from the table in a flirty voice.

Before Y/N could react, a woman that looked just like her set down a plate on the table before walking up to him and kissing him on the mouth, even slipping her tongue in by using his shock to her advantage.

"Good morning, baby~"

"Shuri! Did you use tongue!?" Venelana scolded, but the now named Shuri responded coolly.

"What? He's eighteen. I don't have to hold back any more."

'You mean to tell me she's done this before!? Birthday Fairy!'

Time slowed before Venelana could respond to Shuri, leaving them frozen.

"Kid, you don't have to yell. And just call me BFF from now on. Calling me by my job just sounds silly."

"Okay, sure, but what is this?"

Sighing, BFF lamented "I'm going to be doing this a lot over the next few hours, huh? Your parents are lesbians. Shuri's your second mom, and her daughter is your other big sister Akeno."

"Wait, so which one am I blood related to?"

"Neither. You were all born from different donor sperm." As almost an afterthought, BFF added "And yeah, this isn't the first time Akeno's flirted with you or Shuri's kissed you on the mouth."

Taking a breath, Y/N collected his thoughts. "Okay, so you're telling that in this world, my family consists of four hot, nudist women, all modeled after ecchi anime characters, at least two of which want to Sweet Home Alabama me?"

"Yep. Just wait 'til you get to school..."

"Wait, why don't you just tell me now so I don't get all confused?"

"And ruin the surprise? Never, my friend!" BFF replied, mirth in his voice as he cut the connection and allowed time to flow.

Venelana sighed at her wife's antics before ushering Y/N to sit down. "We don't have time for this. Y/N hurry and eat so you can get to school on time."

Y/N knew that feeling, and was actually relived to see some familiarity in his new life. He woofed down the food, enjoying Shuri's cooking before being ushered into a bright red luxury car, with Rias driving.