Listen respectfully

Jake begins strumming on his guitar playing a song about your friendship. It's truly beautiful and brings a tear to your eye.

"Wow, that was incredible." you say, giving him a hug.

"Don't mention it bro," he says.

"Hey, so I have something to tell you, but like you can't tell anyone else." you say, "Swear it." Jake raises an eyebrow.

"Okay you got me." he says, raising a hand. "I swear. Hopefully you didn't like kill anyone."

"No, something much cooler." you smirk, "I have the power to make anything I wish come true." Jake looked confused then laughed.

"You've gotta be messing with me man." Jake laughs.

"No i'm not." You say.

"Alright, prove it. Wish for something impossible." Jake said, crossing his arms. You think for a moment. Jake has been straight for as long as you've known him.

"I wish you were gay." you say and he sees a shimmer ripple through Jake. You stares at him.

"bro what are you looking at? Are you gonna wish for something?" Jake says.

"I did. I wished you were gay." you say.

"Huh, why would you do that? I'm already gay." Jake says, raising an eyebrow.

"Aha! you see it worked." you say, thrusting a fist into your hand.

"Uhhh, no." Jake says, returning to focusing on his guitar, losing interest.