Movie Night

Jaune headed back to his dorm, bag gripped tightly in his hand as it held the book and badge. If he had stayed there, things would have grown more intense. Then he might have done something he would regret. A blowjob is one thing, no one would be impacted long term. But if he had sex? And they got pregnant? That would be bad. The boy’s morality completely overshadowed the fact with the book, it wouldn't be an issue. But because he wasn't thinking straight, with his mind living out what he just did, it never occurred to him.

“Finally!” Nora welcomed him the moment he stopped into the room. “We just finished getting snacks and choosing the movie.”

“Weren’t we planning to watch a horror film?” Jaune asked.

“A couple people didn’t want to watch it.” Yang glanced at Ruby and Weiss, who didn’t seem abashed at all.

“I’m fine with monster killing, but hack and slasher films are awful.” Ruby huffed.

“And juvenile.” Weiss rolled her eyes. “Along with Ruby getting nightmares and wanting to sleep with me to hide from ghosts.”

“That never happened!” Ruby whined.

“So, what did you decide instead?” Jaune asked, sitting down on his bed.

“Men in Black.” Nora told him. “The first one because Blake, Pyrrha, and Weiss haven’t seen it.”

“I told them anything was fine.” Blake shrugged from her spot, a book open in her hand. It didn’t look like she was going to send him any more nudes today, not with everyone else nearby. So Jaune didn’t have to worry about her for now.

“What’s it about again?” Pyrrha asked Nora as Ren started to put the DVD in.

“Two guys work for a government agency that deals with aliens on earth,” Nora replied. “Lots of funny moments but also tons of action. They end up saving the world.”

“It’s one of my favorites and I get to share it with my bestie!” Ruby went to hug Weiss, only to be pushed away.

“No.”

Yang laughed and plopped down on Pyrrha’s bed, next to the redhead. Nora and Ren passed around some popcorn. Ruby and Weiss were next to each other, while Jaune sat in the back, being the tallest of them all. It also meant no one would bother him if he had his Book of Reality up. Blake wasn’t really a movie person but was listening as she read one of her books.

Jaune took out a pen and started tapping it against the paper. He wasn’t sure what to write. Sexual ideas came to mind, but he already did that a bunch already. It would get tiring quickly. Maybe he could have some fun that didn’t involve him? Looking at the movie playing, he watched for a while as he thought about it. So many options were available to him and it was hard to narrow it down what he wanted to do. Eventually, as he watched the two main characters in the movie wearing black suits and sunglasses...

...he got an idea.

‘The two main characters are replaced by Yang and Blake. They will act like themselves, but still follow the story plot. No one will notice any change to the movie. Yang and Blake still exist here in the real world.'

The next moment, Jaune got to watch Yang and Blake step out of a car, both in black suits, white shirts, black tie (Yang didn’t have one and just unbuttoned the top), and sunglasses. Even wearing male clothes, they really stood out. Though Blake’s hair was shorter, a small difference.

“Why is she so stupid?” Weiss asked the others, pointing to the Yang on screen.

“For comedic purposes.” Ren replied. “Comedy is very popular and helps keep people’s emotions high to reduce Grimm attacks.”

“But she’s attractive.” Yang pointed out. “I bet when she goes out, all the guys fawn over her.”

Jaune couldn’t stop himself from snorting.

“What was that, Vomit Boy?” Yang asked.

“You don’t think that actress looks like you?” Jaune asked with a grin.

“Hmm, maybe a little?” Yang shrugged. “I am hot, so you got that right. Giving up on Weiss and jumping to me already?”

“Ugh, you two are disgusting.” Weiss huffed as she stood up to get a drink from the fridge. There was just one problem.

She insulted Jaune.

“AHHHHHH!”

Weiss stepped on one of Zwei, Ruby and Yang’s pet dog, squeak toys. It was a bone shaped one that rolled. The girl lost her balance and slipped. If that wasn’t bad enough, the window right ahead of her was left open and Weiss found herself flying forward, out the second story window, and falling into the bushes below with a thud. She wasn’t injured, thanks to Aura that protected Huntsmen, but it was still quite a shock. Everyone was staring, their mouths wide open in stunned disbelief.

Except Yang and Nora, who fell to the floor laughing.