He wonders how long he can leave her like this

"Okay, chicken!" said Naruto. "Stay doing those things, in that exact pose, until I say otherwise!"

Tsunade clucked her affirmation. Naruto admitted, it was kind of ridiculous, but he wanted to see how long her commands would hold. Besides, Tsunade was a bit of an athlete. She could handle it, he thought.

Naruto made himself comfy behind Tsunade's desk, watching her continue her ridiculous chicken show.

"Lady Tsunade!" Shizune's voice called from the hallway. "I have a paper I want you to look at!"

Naruto's eyes widened as the doorknob jiggled a bit. He had to think of something, fast!

"Um, uh!" he called. "Strip naked and become a blank, mindless husk! Like a puppet without strings!"