Try her hand at wrestling?

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Victoria picked up one of the hundreds of flyers scattered around the city and was hooked immediately. She already has to deal with gassy, sadistic girls all the time, so why not get paid to do it in a (hopefully) safe setting?

She struts down to the Gassino, where an eager bunnygirl receptionist greets her, “Hello miss, are you here to watch or participate? I just know that big butt of yours would be a crowd favorite!”

Vicky blushes slightly at the fact that her ass is big enough to see from the front, “Oh, well I’m not so sure about that, but I’d like to give it my all anyway!”

The receptionist responds with a smile, “Sure thing, cutie! I’ve just booked your first match. They should already have your outfit in the locker room by now, good luck and get gassing!”

Vicky gets to the locker room and finds her outfit, a bright red leotard with an elegant white trim that’s WAY tighter than she was hoping for. The way the fabric struggled to contain Vicky’s oversized cheeks left her a bit uncomfortable, but she reassured herself, “Maybe it’ll distract my opponents enough to make it all worth it.”

She steels her nerves and walks out into the ring only to find…