Ad Break

The revels of the audience congratulating the British teen on her first facial faded to nothing as the station cut to commercial. This did not mean, of course, that the televised raunchiness was over.

The first shot to greet viewers on return was the toned stomach of a professional model, the camera gliding up and down her figure like a tongue as she slowly donned a pearl-white bikini. The beach sun reflected off her oiled body in that picture perfect way, sounds of waves and merriment a distant tone-setter. The last shot of the commercial has her pull the cups of the top apart to expose her pert breasts, and her bottoms to one side to show her waxed pussy lips, as a crowd of beachgoing men (all models also in all likelihood) start to converge. What comes next is left to audience imagination, since it almost certainly doesn't involve the swimwear anymore.

The next commercial is for a men's cologne. Shot in black and white, stylish, sophisticated. Also a hint of humor, as the subject of the ad at least seems to be trying to go about his day, but physically can't stop women from approaching him, in his apartment building, on the street, at the office, and sucking his dick. The audio is toned down to preserve some of the class, but the camera makes sure to capture the enrapturing pleasure of his face, and the bobbing heads at his hips. The commercial makes sure to capture the massive load he blasts across the faces of three gorgeous women, and then one final confident smirk, before showing the product and brand name.

There was also a commercial for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour, footage from several of her concerts showed the pop star in her shiniest outfits, which sequentially covered less and less, until the final and inevitable gangbang of a closing act. Surrounded by the hard cocks of her most devoted fans, plugging her completely airtight. Unfortunate for her female fans that they wouldn't get the chance to share the stage with their idol, but it certainly encouraged the men to come out when they might not have otherwise.

Finally, a political ad for the free use law itself, which tackled the subject of rough, spontaneous sex in a new light: inoffensive stock footage. An array of diverse people fucked over office desks, women rode men on spotless bus seats using the overhead bars for leverage, a bukkake of cum rained down over a dozen women in a public park, which then led to those women sloppily sharing the frothy jizz with one another in an intense makeout orgy, all shot with the flat lighting and disinterested camera of what once might've been a couple holding hands. All to drive home a singular point without words or caption: Isn't this so much better?