The guard plays keep-away

Jessica nervously approached the guard, and tried to collect the clothes that were on the table.

"Eh!" the guard raised his arm and Jessica stopped. "Those are mine now..."

"Ummm, they're actually my friend's..." she tried to lie in order to get more sympathy from the guard, who clearly took an interest in her body.

"Is that why you were wearing them earlier?" the guard kept grilling her.

"Yeah, they're on loan," Jessica shoveled shit with a shit-eating grin, "so I need to get them all back. Even the underwear, I know..."

"Well what's her name and room?" the guard was less than impressed, "I'll give them to her directly."

Jessica sighed. Why the fuck was this guard messing with her like this?