Dance muscles!

(splotch)

"Okay muscles, show us your stuff!" Julie said, turning on sexy music on the stereo. The girls all whooped and cheered, eager for the show. Rachel on the other hand, stood utterly stupefied. She was holding her hands over her crotch, staring out at this sea of excited, drunken women at a bachelorette party.

"Come on hot stuff, shake that booty!"

"He must be shy or something!"

The girls all laughed, but Julie was getting annoyed. She'd paid good money for this stripper! So, trying to activate the muscular nude figure she gave Rachel a hard SMACK! on her rock hard butt!

Rachel laughed and stumbled. Everyone laughed as she fell straight into the bride to be's lap, landing bare naked upon the woman.

"There you go Julie!"

"Now there's a wedding present!"

"Look at his ass, I'm so jealous!"