Discovering My Powers

When I woke up at 5 in the morning to finish the essay I've been procrastinating, I thought myself to be your typical high school senior. It turns out, that couldn't be further from the truth. I learned this about fifteen minutes after I started working, when my true nature revealed itself. I sat at my desk, mouth hanging open, as I stared at my computer in shock and disbelief. When I silently wished my paper would write itself, I obviously didn't think it could actually happen. Yet there I was, eyes nearly popping out of my head, watching the screen fill with words until the four pages I needed to fulfill the requirement were complete. The text matched my writing style perfectly, I didn't know what I was going to write exactly, but I felt like I was reading one of my old assignments.

After not being able to find any sort of AI that could be at play, I rushed to the bathroom and splashed my face with cold water, trying to wake up from the dream I must be having. Once I eventually accepted the fact that I was awake, I sat back down at my desk. Still leaning towards the options of either still being asleep or having gone crazy, I pulled up my current grades on the student-portal for a test. Another wish crosses my mind and sure enough, all my B's and C's turned into A's.

I spent the next hour conducting experiments on this supernatural power I apparently developed overnight. Standing at my bedroom window, I observed in awe as the sky changed colors every time I blinked. The weather flipped back and forth between a clear sunrise and pouring rain, all depending what I wanted at the moment. Seeing my neighbor exit his house to leave for work, I turned his truck into a child sized tricycle. Appearing totally unfazed, he squatted down on the seat and awkwardly peddled away as if he did it every day. The laugh that got out of me broke the tension and I began feeling comfortable. My edits to reality went from actions of a biblical God, to stuff more reflective of my personality.

Being the 18-year-old boy with a juvenile sense of humor that I am, things started getting pretty whacky. All the houses in my neighborhood were morphed into the shape of a dick, a base of two connecting domes and two rectangular floors standing up where they met. As more of my neighbors started their days, the oddities continued. The business men's suits were traded for a variety of women's lingerie, clown costumes, and speedos. The young wife living across the street set out on her routine jog wearing nothing but sneakers, her modest tits bouncing as she waves to a clown getting on his unicycle.

One woman stepped out of her house in pajamas, reaching her arms in the air as she stretched through a big yawn. Looking half asleep, she gives her ass a lazy scratch while walking across her lawn. She comes up on a patch of mud and lays down it without hesitation. The woman then proceeds to roll around until she's brown from head to toe before standing up and going back inside, most likely to get back in her bed since that what I wanted her to do.

My favorite change was to the mother who always walks her dog in the morning. The busty milf was topless, wearing white nipple pasties with matching tassels hanging down from them. A white thong being the only clothes on her bottom half, her ample ass was on display as she strolled down the sidewalk barefoot. The leash in her hand was normally used to lead her dog, but not today. Instead, it was clipped onto the collar around her crawling husband's neck. The middle aged man was naked as he shuffled on his hands and knees behind his wife. She occasionally gave the leash an impatient tug, prompting him to pick up the pace.

While the bizarre sight was amusing, the thing that put those two above the others happened when they reached the front of my house. The woman came to a halt, took off her panties, and offered them to her husband. After the collard man readily bit down on them, she moved onto my family's yard and dropped down on all fours. Lifting one leg up high in the air, she peed on the grass as if she'd been the one playing the dog all along. Finally, when her stream died out, the big chested lady stood up and continued walking her pet husband, not bothering to retrieve the thong from his mouth.

That event lead to where I am now, still standing at my window, dying of laughter at what I just witnessed. I manage to settled down and begin to seriously consider what I should do with my powers. Do I want to be king of the world, with monuments all over and everyone bowed at my feet? It would definitely be nice, but I imagine it could get boring, especially because it seems like I'll be living forever. I think I'll start off on a smaller scale and work up. That way, I can have fun with changes that would feel tame compared to if I went all out from the start.

My mind pictures the neighborhood as it was before I imposed my will on it. Within the blink of an eye, everything is back to normal. Deciding I want my first day of being an all powerful god to be a full one, I move time back to 5:00. Suddenly, the alarm I set last night to write my essay shoots through the room and startles me. After shutting it off, another look out the window reveals my neighbor's truck sitting in his driveway. I can only assume that means he's essentially been teleported back to where he was at this time, along with the entire world's population.

The thought makes me realize that I'm now able to join my parents for breakfast. My Dad's the only one who actually has to get up this early, but Mom likes to cook for him. Eating with my father also allows Mom to ensure I'm not late for school. I have a tendency to hit the snooze button a few too many times, so it's not uncommon for her to forcefully shake me awake. Sometimes she sends my older sister to wake me, who's always up at 6:00 the latest for her corporate internship. That's my least favorite scenario since she enjoys doing it by throwing water at my face. But I won't have to deal with that ever again. After all, the world is mine now. Literally.

Ready to start my new life, I head out of my room filled with a smile. Having been average, at best, in every way possible my entire life, the confidence following through me feels almost overwhelming. It's like I just pumped the largest dose of a hard **** ever recorded directly into my vein, and I love it.