He's hot

(Adapted from the thread.)

Rachel's smile instantly vanished after she read the comments. They were all from women, but what they said:

"Twit-twoo! I know what I want for my birthday this year!"

"At the risk of sounding vulgar, I need to go change my panties."

"Day-um, Dude! Which gym do you go to?! I can grate cheese on those abs!"

"Hubba hubba!"

"Sweetie, you have nothing to be ashamed of with a body like that. And if it's because of the size of your little friend? Well, no real woman actually cares about how big it is. :)"

Rachel could only blink and stare as she gaped and read the constantly growing comments. This did not help her at all. She'd posted a nude to try to reaffirm her femininity... and everyone thought she was a guy! True, you couldn't see chest or crotch, but her naked body apparently could be mistaken for a man's! It was her worst fear since she'd started lifting weights: that she wasn't effeminate enough anymore!

How could this be? She had long, luxurious hair! Surely that signified her womanhood!

Almost as if reading her mind, the comments seemed to respond to her thoughts.

"I love a guy with long hair."

"For sure, he's got such a rock hard body, he can spot long hair and still look masculine!"

"Show us more stud!"

"I want to see him do naked squats!"

"Show us those cheeks muscle man!"

Rachel couldn't believe it. Her insecurity was greater than ever! What could she do to prove her womanhood? She had to fix this!