Cousin Karla

Karla Ramirez was Bruna's cousin. From Colombia, Karla was also a transsexual with a flawless, wiry, strong physique and a deep tan. You picked her up from the airport, and she hugged you deeply. She reminded you of one of your favorite porn stars, Laura Saenz.

"My cousin has talked a lot about you, mamacita," she said chipper. "All good things."

You wandered idly how much she really told her. "So what do you do again?"

"I'm a math professor at the university in New Mexico," Karla said. "Before that, I tended bar."

"So a math teacher is going to help me plan a bachelorette party?"

"A former bartender is going to help you plan a bachelorette party, sweetie."