Timmy in the Kitchen

Timmy’s eyes lingered for few moments on the spot where Vicky was as she ascended the stairs and out of sight. Sitting at the kitchen table, he absentmindedly chewed his slice of pizza as his mind tried to process his thoughts on what just happened. It was a surreal experience, for as long as he can remember Vicky was always a terror toward anything that lives and breathed, now she is like an angel. An angel with the smoking hot body of a supermodel, but it was still a massive departure of what she usually is.

Then there was the accident with that cup of Iced Tea… And Timmy's face quickly reddened with a blush at remembering what he saw.

*POOF* *POOF*

Cosmo and Wanda, Timmy's fairy god parents, appeared with a poof, with Wanda having a worrying frown of her face, while Cosmo is grinning like a cat that has eaten the canary.

"Hey sport is everything alright?" Wanda asked, slight tone of worry in her voice. A blushing Timmy looked up at his fairy god parents and nod his head. "Yeah, I’m all right, was not expecting that, but I’m doing alright. I think I’m just not used to the new version of Vicky yet." Timmy answered, his blushing turning a few shades darker.

“I can’t help but be worried." Wanda whispered to Cosmo in a worried tone, but Cosmo just kept grinning and whispered back loudly enough for even Timmy to hear. "What’s to worry? Timmy basically has a gorgeous supermodel making him cookies, lets him watch movies with her and order pizza without anchovies while looking good doing it."

Wanda glared at Cosmo angrily with a hint of jealousy, before turning to her god son. "Timmy, you know this will end badly, mark my words it will!"

"Wanda how can this be bad, Vicky has been terrorizing me for years, she’s terrorized Dimmsdale and kids that changing her should be a net good! I’m not the sharpest guy but even you got to see that breaking Da Rules for this is still better than the alternative." Timmy argues back, while not entirely sure how to feel about what just happened, but he sure was not going undo this wish.

"But Timmy you have to know that forcing someone to change, even someone as bad as Vicky isn’t the solution." Wanda argues, while she originally said that she thinks this is not actually a good wish, even if the anti-Vicky wish is really going to lighten their workload. But the way how Timmy reacted to Vicky’s little accident and how Cosmo’s comment just rubs her the wrong way. It was not like she was jealous or anything, right?

"No! It honestly is because since the start Vicky has been an evil and selfish monster, treating her own family like slaves and remember if she gained actual power, she would become a dictator?! Remember the 'Channel Chasers' incident?!" Timmy reminds his Fairy God Mother of that one particular disaster and future (which he had a hand in causing it) that nearly caused him to lose his Fairy God Parents and Vicky becoming a cruel and ruthless dictator who turned the world into a desolate dystopian hellhole. "She won’t change, she’d never change by her own choice and no matter how many times she’s lost or got punished she was right back at it the next day."

"You might be right, Sport, at least her personality got a major improvement." Wanda sighed, realizing she cannot put forth a good argument to undo the wish. Returning Vicky to how she was before would only bring untold pain and suffering, and the world be better off without Icky Vicky.

"And not only that, she is prettier on the eyes now." Cosmo says while wiggling his eyebrows.

"Cosmo!!" Wanda gasped, scandalized. Sure, he was speaking the truth, but he doesn’t have to point that out.

"What she is, between those legs that go on forever, a voice that sounds like a songbird or that dress that makes her look like a princess." Cosmo says while his wiggling of his eyebrows intensified.

"Cosmo that is very inappropriate!" Wanda chastised Cosmo, but it seems only to encourage the green haired fairy.

"Really? But Timmy’s been looking at her nonstop without giving her praise like I would’ve, she reminds me of you during our wedding with you in that lovely dress that really highlighted your bu- I Mean Eyes!" Cosmo said only for an angry Wanda to poke him in the eyes. "My eyes!" Cosmo cried in pain as Wanda crosses her arms and turn around in a huff.

"That was so inappropriate, Cosmo." Wanda huffed, but cannot help herself looking down at her flat, non-existing chest. "Besides, you are being a bad influence for our God Son."

"Look! I’m a double pirate!" Cosmo proclaimed with both his eyes covered by two black eyepatches. "And really, you’d think Timmy would be going up to try and spy on her like those weirdo teens from those 80s and 90s movies we used to watch." Cosmo asked Wanda rhetorically, while raising one of the eyepatches to look at her with a red sore eye.

"Timmy would never do something like that, is that not right sport." Wanda said with confidence, but she is met with several moments of uncomfortable silence from Timmy. "Right?" Wanda asks as she turned to Timmy, but he is trying his best not to look at his Fairy God Mother. She could see his ears have turned the same color as the rest of his head, a blushing red.

"What a fine mess this day is turning into" Wanda sighed while rubbing the side of her head "At least nothing worse has happened yet."

"Yeah, and the worst thing that can happen is for Vicky to gain immunity towards any fairy-based magic because of all the wishes you made to erase her mind or altered her memories to keep us a secret for over 50 odd years and she slowly start to remember what happened to her. But that is, like, one in a trillion chance for something like that to ever happen." Cosmo said with the biggest, happiest and doofiest smile as Timmy and Wanda looked at him in shocked silence.

"That was oddly specific Cosmo…" Timmy said with a tinge worry and panic starting to creep into his voice.

"Yeah, and that was the most comprehensive and logical I have ever heard you speak Cosmo." Wanda said with a surprised and stupefied expression on her face, before shaking it off. "But Cosmo is right, the chances of that happening are so astronomically small and even if she starts to remember things, it will be such a jumbled mess that it will either feel like a distant dream or memories smash together to form new memories, causing small shifts in personality. Nothing that would turn Vicky into the monster she used to be." Wanda said, while try to sound confidant and sure of herself, but it sounded more like she tried to convince herself what she is saying.

Timmy looks at Wanda and Cosmo with a raised eyebrow, before turning his head towards the stairs. Should he go upstairs to check up on Vicky and risk getting into a highly compromising situation, where he might get more of an eye view then he got when Vicky spilled the Iced Tea on her and kissed him on the forehead or should he stay down here and wait for her to come back from her shower…

Timmy gives a clearly audible *Gulp!*, as he realizes he has to make a very tough decision that will test his willpower.