A public presentation of smart wc

My name is K-T, and i never thought i would read a sign that said "smart wc." To tell the truth, i shouldn't even be here among the people crowding in front of the platform where these wonders of technology applied to toilets are on display, but a detour from my usual route led me here.

Curious about the presence of so many people and the stage that could be glimpsed through the gaps between heads, i moved closer and closer and eventually decided to stay and see how the toilets work.

That's why I'm now staring at a reddish-haired presenter pointing at the first toilet, which from below looks like the captain's chair of the Enterprise. He huffs impatiently and spreads his arms. In the end, he turns to his audience.

-I apologize to you, but the presentation will be delayed again due to the absence of the model who was supposed to test the toilets from the SW2099 line.

I wonder what a model is supposed to do at a presentation like this.

The presenter said "test" but I think he means someone to push the many buttons i see and turn on the liquid crystal screens embedded in ultra-sophisticated tablets.

The presenter is approached by a guy who whispers something in his ear and then points his finger in my direction. I think he means to point out someone else, but in the next moment, I am grabbed by a couple of security men, necessary for outdoor activities, and without much ceremony, i am pushed through the crowd that parts and then shoved up the stairs to the stage. I find myself in front of the presenter who smiles maliciously and doesn't give me the time to clarify what i think was a misunderstanding. He approaches and whispers in my ear.

-I don't know what you were doing in the middle of the audience, but better late than never. We will deduct some money from your pay for the inconvenience you caused us. And yes, it was the CEO who recommended we hire you since you had impressed him at a gala evening.

I try to reply, but he silences me and takes me in front of the people. Now he not only has reddish hair but also a reddish complexion. Her cheeks puff up like those of a frog, and then she regains her self-control and says.

-Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed and attentive audience, we can begin. Now our model will show us the exceptional features of the smart toilet that launched the Aquajet 2099 line and which, despite the years, still proves to be one of the best-selling in the range. Perfect for listing the basic qualities of the entire line. It's, let's say, "the father" of the very concept of the smart wc.

I let him talk and i know i can't leave. Anyway, since at most i'll have to act like the girls at the booths who point out the parts of a product while the presenter explains it, i gladly accept the situation.

Today, I'm also dressed to the nines, and no piece of clothing has any issues and is in its place. Another reason to stay is the two security personnel positioned at the ends of the stage. The presenter addresses me.

-Can you kindly turn your back to the audience and position yourself in front of the water jet as if you were going to urinate?

I comply even though it seems a bit strange to me that i have to turn my back. He must want to create the bathroom effect. I wait for him to speak again, and when he does, I realize that I've once again made my calculations without the mysterious innkeeper who has always conspired against me.

His new order leaves no room for doubt.

-Undo your belt, lower your pants and then your underwear, both down to your knees.

I try to explain to him that there's no need for such a realistic demonstration, especially since i never pull down my pants and boxers that much when I need to pee.

-Just do it. You will understand the moment you act why it is necessary for you to behave this way.

-But they'll see my butt.

-Move it. Are you a nude model, yes or no?

-No. I'm not even a model. I ended up here by chance. Maybe there was a misunderstanding.

-No misunderstanding. Pull down your pants and the rest. Or i'll call my men to give you a hand.

-I'll do it - I say, preferring self-humiliation, to which i am sadly accustomed, over the intrusion of the security guards' big hands.

I take the time i need to process the situation and then i start to take off my belt. At the precise moment i lower the zipper, the seat of the aquajet2099 trembles and starts to lift itself.

-As you can see, the toilet is so intelligent that it has recorded in its complex database a series of actions that precede urination. These, processed in a few seconds, are transmitted to the sensors applied to the toilet seat, which set it in motion. The faster you drop your pants, the faster the seat reacts.

I have to admit, this toilet is really smart. It would also be funny to see it in action if i weren't turning my bare butt towards people. I have the ga I keep my legs closed as much as possible to limit the view to my backside.

-Obviously - explains the presenter - for reasons of public decency, there will be no bodily functions performed. Now we will proceed as if our model has just finished.

I don't notice that he presses a button on a remote control that has magically appeared in his hand. Immediately after, a violet substance descends from above the toilet.

-The acquajet, as its name suggests, has different types of liquid emissions, from the one for cleaning the interior to the one for better sanitization, eliminating any trace or inappropriate splash. But the most important one is the one that eliminates the need to shake the penis or clean it with toilet paper.

That said, a precise, compact jet is directed against my glans. It cleans but stimulates the penis with great effectiveness, and it responds damnably present, raising the pole of the flag of virility.

Which pleases me in more than one way and is currently being observed only by the presenter, who is not immune to my rapidly growing cock.

As if that weren't enough, once the stream of that pointed liquid tongue ends, small hair dryers turn on, blowing warm air that further increases the urge to erection, and indeed, as soon as they stop blowing, my cock is probably at its maximum extension. That's why what the presenter says shocks me.