At School, Encountering a Rival

As Harvey pulled his Ferrari into a student parking space at Greendale High, Sabrina was a bit dismayed to see the brunette head cheerleader Libby standing nearby. She was even more dismayed to see how good Libby looked in the new skimpier version of the school's cheerleading uniform -- little more than a bikini top, ruffled microskirt, and knee-high boots.

"Hi, Harvey," Libby said in a sing-song voice, batting her eyelashes in his direction. "I can't believe you're still going around with that duck face."

"Duck face?" Harvey repeated incredulously. "Libby, her lips are amazing."

"An amazing amount of collagen, if you ask me," Libby retorted. "Too bad she didn't go for the silicone while she was at it." She gestured toward her chest, at least a cup size bigger than Sabrina's.

Sabrina, of course, immediately muttered a reality-altering rhyming spell under her breath.