Daniella Han, a trans journalism student

I hate superheroes. Not for any big reason. It's not like my mother was killed in a battle or something. And I understand why they're needed. It's just they make my job so much harder.

Hi, my name is Danielle. Danni to my friends. I'm a journalist. Or, at least, I'm currently going to school to be a journalist. Right now I mostly serve coffee to one Miss Lane as an intern and I hate every minute of it. She's really a son of a bitch. Not that I'd ever say that to her face. I'm sure part of it is the fact that she gets free reign to do what she wants just because she knows Superman personally. It's so unfair. Why is he even allowed to have a preference?

I'm getting ahead of myself. At least Superman talks to the press. Most of these spandex fetishists just run away the second the cameras come out. A third of all your witnesses for the only stories anyone cares about disappearing just like that is enough to drive anyone insane. I just decided to give up. I'm not longer on the superhero beat. Sadly that means my stories don't matter as much. Superman sniffs and it makes the front page but you can discover an entire corruption ring and it might not even make the paper release.

Anyways, this is not what you're here for. What you're here for is the story of how I gained near-unlimited power over the beautiful women of this world.