Charlotte talks to the reporter

"I'm his guardian!" Charlotte practically skipped up, bulbous breasts bouncing in her small bikini as she joined Lauren.

"This is Larry, and I brought him to the waterpark." Charlotte explained to the reporter.

"I see." The reporter asked. "And how did he end up naked?"

"Oh, I think he lost his trunks somewhere around her." Charlotte said dismissively. The poor little fellow is so embarrassed about his little wee wee!"

There was snickering as Lauren's jaw dropped, her hands clutching her crotch protectively.

"And, do you think you or Larry's guardians will pursue action against the park?" The reporter asked.

"Oh, that won't be necceiary." Charlotte said dismissively. "It's not the park Larry loves twinkies so much! His weight really has gotten out of hand, I'll see if we can get him to eat a salad every once and a while!"

Lauren couldn't believe this. She was butt naked on tv, mistaken for a boy, with her weight being discussed right in front of her? How had this happened?!