The First Kiss

Amy was secretly enjoying herself here. A handsome, naked man was squatting just inched away from her and she was going to allow him to kiss her soon.

"You are the hottest, sweetest, kindest, best girl ever" James muttered quietly, hoping his words would be enough for Amy to fulfil her end of the bargain.

"Awww, how adorable!" Amy teased as James just continued looking at her.

However messed up this situation was this still felt nice to Amy. Whatever Rebecca thought, James was definitely attractive and seemed like a good guy. That didn't mean she wasn't going to continue to use him for her shows - he was way too lucrative and she was having too much fun. She just hoped in time he would come to embrace his career as a hypnotic porn star. Whatever happened and whatever the circumstances, and whether or not James saw himself as a cursed amphibian they were about to kiss.

"Okay, one quick kiss" Amy agreed. She closed her eyes and leaned forward and felt more than she would have expected to. She was certainly attracted to James and, when he wasn't trying to get away from her, he noticed the way he looked at her. It turned out he was a good kisser. She was just about to lose herself in the moment when..

"Riiiiibit!"

The audience laughed as James lost interest in Amy and began mindlessly hopping around the room croaking loudly while the audience laughed. Amy had forgotten the second part of the request.

"Make him eat some bugs!" the woman who had made the suggestion shouted excitedly. This time it was Amy who was being brought abruptly back to reality.