Carol’s “Bookclub”

Keith normally enjoyed bowling and drinking with his wife’s friend’s husbands on Thursday nights while the wives had a book club about their favorite romantic novella that none of the guys were remotely intrigued by. Two of the other husbands were out of state for work and one of the others was sick at home. He and the other husband bowled for a bit but it wasn’t just the same without the whole gang. They agreed to call their night early and they scheduled for next week when all of the husbands would be available again. They said their goodbyes and Keith headed home hoping he didn’t interrupt his wife’s get together.

He saw two sets of cars parked around the front of the house and two in the driveway. He parked behind his wife’s car and quietly unlocked the door to avoid making too much noise. He opened and closed the door without making a sound as he heard the chatter of the women as well as some laughing. He could tell they were most likely on the living room so luckily he could get to his man cave without them even knowing. His interest was piqued when he heard Kelsey say, “Gawd I’m just so jealous of your perfect tits and those perfectly suckable nipples, Care Bear. ” He stood in the hallway out of sight to eavesdrop further on their conversation. He was definitely curious why Kelsey was talking about his wife’s tits and nipples with none of the other wives questioning it.