"He is jerking off to Disney Princesses!"

"He is jerking off to Disney Princesses! In particular, he seems to be extremely fond of the Frozen franchise..." Sally brought out between tears.

"Oh, you mean Elsa the Ice Princess? Well, I can't blame him for that! How is his stance on Rapunzel though?".

Just then, Sally realized what her Dad was getting at. "Dad, you can't be serious...".

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Half an hour later, Sally stared in disbelief at the computer screen in front of her.