World Domination

You woke up and decide to head to a pawn shop. While perusing around the shop, you find a strange crystal and decide to buy it. Having it now, you decide to wander around, being unaware of the effects that this crystal might have, at least for now. You look around at the crystal and its strange alluring glow as you realize that there is a note, "Greetings, this is a hypnotic crystal. You can do whatever you want with it, as long as you don't use it on minors or animals", as you grab it and smirk, deciding to figure out who to use this strange new device on first., your head running with several possibilities on what to do. But one big one echoes the most, world domination. Everyone in the world chanting and obeying your name.