What was this guy thinking?

"What was this guy thinking" thought Alex as he marched down the hall.

Alex wasn't nearly as big as Kyle by any means, but he still knew how to hold his own. And he HAD been going to the gym more these days. He wasn't going to let this creep steam roll Alyssa and ruin his chance's with his crush. But as he stomped his way towards the hall after it seemed like the hall was getting farther away. That or his steps were getting shorter. And what had happened to Kyle? Surely if he appeared this clown would be off and running.

As these thoughts passed Alex's mind in an instant, he heard an unfamiliar voice form the other room calling his name. What the hell was going on here?

As he approached the door it suddenly swung open to reveal Alyssa with hot pink and green streaks in her hair standing sillouhette against the backdrop of a pornographic wet dream laying on the floor.

"What the..." squeaked Alex before clamping his hands over his mouth. WHy was his voice so high, why was Alyssa's hair so long? Who was this joker? WHAT WAS GOING ON?"