USC

The following is the official story behind the creation of Ultimate Sexual Combat, as dictated by USC owner and promoter Megan McVan, with this reporter's comments in parenthesis.

A little less than twenty years ago, Megan, who was at the time president and owner of the Sex Wrestling Federation, handed the SWF over to her daughter Tanya and left the USA entirely, relocating to Salzburg, Austria. She thought the sex wrestling scene was played out and wanted to do something different (couldn't beat the Luvs at the current game and decided to change the rules to favor herself), and after decades of feuding with the Luv family (decades of not being able to decisively defeat Tulip Luv or being able to help either of her daughters decisively defeat Karen Luv, though to be fair the Luvs couldn't decisively defeat them either) she was tired of it.

Megan felt that sex wrestling should be about one woman using her body to demonstrate her superiority over another woman (Most of the McVan's wins over the Luvs were unarmed, but when the strapons were broken out the Luvs won). The sex wrestling scene in America had become over-reliant on pro wrestling gimmickry and excess (Megan and Trisha were better technical wrestlers than brawlers and high flyers), and the scene in Japan seemed to be developing the same way (and they didn't know how to defend against tantric attacks).

To cut down on outside interference, rather than a wrestling ring, Megan decided that the USC would use a fighting pit.

[Can't find a good picture of it on Google so click this youtube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF4eJEPNAu8&t=341s)]

The pit could be empty, or it could be filled with oil, or obstacles, or anything Megan and her wealthy audience could dream up and afford, and if they could dream it they could afford it. Furniture shaped obstacles for opponents to fuck each other on? Performance enhancing or performance diminishing **** dispensers? Bondage equipment with electromagnetic locks set to timers to temporarily restrain wrestlers? Not a problem. Sex toys could be forbidden, or thrown into the ring by an unbiased referee, by spectators who were willing to pay for the privilege, or worn by the competitors, but there would be no "weapons under the ring" nonsense. And the rules would be simple. Victory was, depending on which rules Megan chose to enforce or overrule, by **** orgasm, **** submission, **** unconsciousness, or **** 'fuck-drunkness.' And no men, not even as jobbers - regrettably they're still needed for breeding, but otherwise are repulsive and pointless (unproven reports that Evelyn McVan, Trisha's oldest daughter, was conceived after Trisha lost a sexfight to her father whose identity to this day isn't known, and Megan banished me from USC to prevent it from happening ever again).

As for the location, USC was designed to be highly mobile, able to move to all sorts of locations. One event might be in the grandest hotel in London, England. Another might be in a legitimate former {?} Nazi fortress in Germany. One might be atop a penthouse in the United Arab Emirates. Yet another in an underground club for the World's true rulers in the red light district in Copenhagen. And of course, events could take place in the literal castle in Austria near Salzburg that Megan obtained in a totally legitimate fashion.

Competitors could join USC one of two ways. One, if they were wealthy enough to pay for the privilege and attractive enough to meet Megan McVan's exacting standards, they could join. The other more common way was sponsorship by some of Megan's wealthiest and most elite fans. Some of Megan's "fans" even became professional sex competitor managers, having multiple sexfighters under their employ and entire training systems to develop them. And of course this meant that the managers received most of the payout for the fights, with the actual sexfighters receiving a reasonable bonus in the event of their victory (rich attractive socialites collect sex slaves, **** them to compete and steal all their winnings).

And of course the center of the show was Megan's favored daughter, Trisha McVan. Megan gave the SWF to Tanya because she felt Trisha was far too good for it and Tanya needed the help, and Trisha agreed (Tanya snuck a stipulation into a TittySlam match between Karen and Trisha that gave Tanya ownership of SWF if Karen won, then disguised herself as the referee and made sure Karen won).

{The reporter disappeared shortly after the publication of this report, and the fact that Megan McVan obtained a sex servant and USC jobber who looked a lot like the reporter are so surely coincidental that investigation was barred as a violation of Ms. McVan's privacy.}