As she was experiencing her refractory period, Alice felt a knock on the bathroom door.
"Honey," a sweet female voice came out from the other side, "are you okay? we heard some noises in there, are you having your first 'woman moment' in there?"
What?!?! On one hand, she was thankful that people thought she was menstruating, at least, but did she look young enough for a flight attendant to feel it appropriate to discuss her intimate affairs in public?
"Umm, hold on," Alice called out from the floor. Unfortunately she could not discuss the real reason she was immobile, so had to ask the attendant to wait and inadvertently give the impression that she was right about her.
"Okay, well we have something for you when you get out."
Thank God! Alice wanted nothing more to cover herself after all this time. Thankfully, she started to feel twitching in her legs and managed to stagger up to open the door.
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